This dildo is perfect for solo play, whether you use it vaginally or anally (just make sure to use condoms between changing orifices or partners!). I like to mount it on the floor and ride it, but with a little imagination, you can turn your shower, wall, refrigerator, chair, or virtually any flat surface into a fun time. It is also suitable for harness play.

Just be aware, if you are new to dildos, that this thing is pretty big (or at least it is to me!), and so you'll want to use lots of lubricant and take things slowly.

Now we'll come to the detriment of this toy. This jelly dildo is made of phthalates-free PVC (an 8 on the material safety scale), which is easy to clean and can be used with any type of lubricant. My toy, however, reeked; I would say it smelled like a used tire. It lessened with each wash, but after 4 or so uses and 5-6 washes, the smell persists. Luckily for me, this toy doesn't spend much time near my face.

It also attracts lots of dirt and pet hair, so be prepared for washing before and after use.

For safety reasons, keep in mind that this toy can't be sanitized, so you'll need to use a condom on it if you share the toy or use it anally.

Although it's neon pink and transparent, in terms of shape, this toy is realistic; it even features veins along the shaft, a prominent head, and asymmetrical testicles.

I actually really like the shape of this, but I wasn't expecting the size. I personally have a hard time imagining dimensions, so I would have liked to had a size comparison in the product description. I wasn't sure if it would fit, honestly, as it is substantially larger in both girth and length than my fiance, but I was able to use it comfortably after lots of lube and coaching from Mr. Awkword. Inexperienced users might want to try for a smaller toy, but it should still be good for the average visitor to Eden.

The toy is too big for my usual box, and due to its phallic shape and intricate detail, it is most certainly NOT discreet--I also wouldn't try to use it during travel, if only because of the added weight of this hefty boy.

The texture of this toy feels amazing, and the pressure it creates gets me there fast. However, as other reviewers have mentioned, the smell is a bit of a turn-off, so I try to keep it far away from my face during use. The suction cup seems to work very well both against the floor and in the shower.

Clean-up is very simple. I use soap and water and make sure to clean out every nook and cranny (directly under the head and the suction cup seem to be problem areas). It's too big to fit in my usual toy box, so I wrap it in a small towel and keep it in my drawer in order to keep it clean.

The dildo simply came in a plastic sleeve, nothing more.

Mr. Awkword and I have found that this toy is excellent for phallic sword fights.

This dildo is a little big for me, so the best way I found to use it is mounting it on the floor and lowering myself onto it; this gives me plenty of control over how much depth I'm taking in at a time. I haven't really been able to successfully use it in the shower: I tried mounting it on the wall and using it doggy-style, but I think I need more of a warm-up for that first.