"Original" Doesn't Equal Creative
This dildo, quite simply put, is just not very exciting. I don't think about it when I'm horny, I don't go to it, it doesn't call me. It requires too much work, both during play and after, and it's very uncomfortable. All work and no play makes The Original a dull toy.
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Pros
The Original has a realistic look (aside from the color, of course) and feel to it.
Cons
Porous silicone, hard to clean, uncomfortable to use, The Original needs a few design upgrades.
The Original is BIG. Or maybe I'm just a light-weight. I suppose in terms of how natural it is, I can say that it does at least look real, and it's pretty flexible as well. However, I found myself very uncomfortable using it. The circumference stretched me painfully - and I've given birth! The length was just a little too much. Maybe about a half and inch too long.
In terms of material and cleaning, it is made of silicone, but it seems very porous to me. If you don't/can't wash it IMMEDIATELY, it will reek by the time you clean it, and that's just using it vaginally. The material itself stinks pretty badly, too. After the first use, I took to using condoms with it, because I just couldn't stand the smell. It does lube up pretty well, but even with lube, I was still pretty uncomfortable. I only used this dildo a handful of times, perhaps six or seven.
I attempted to anally stimulate myself with this once, and I will never do it again. First off, it was way too big and I ended up bleeding because it tore me. Second, the porous nature of the silicone meant I had to wash it extensively - hand sanitizer, soap, scalding hot water, bleach.
Compared to other silicone items, this one just seemed sticky and disgusting. I've thrown mine away, because even after a thorough cleaning, I couldn't imagine anyone else ever using it again, including myself.
Surprisingly, it's actually kind of noisy to use. The up and down motion coupled with the way I had to wedge it inside of me made for very wet, loud sounds. I wouldn't recommend using this in a dorm if you have a roommate.
It's almost like some dude said to himself, "Chicks like big cocks, so let's make a toy for them!" I think dildos should be made by women, because we know what feels best to us. Basically, I hated the damn thing. I'm glad to be rid of it.
In terms of material and cleaning, it is made of silicone, but it seems very porous to me. If you don't/can't wash it IMMEDIATELY, it will reek by the time you clean it, and that's just using it vaginally. The material itself stinks pretty badly, too. After the first use, I took to using condoms with it, because I just couldn't stand the smell. It does lube up pretty well, but even with lube, I was still pretty uncomfortable. I only used this dildo a handful of times, perhaps six or seven.
I attempted to anally stimulate myself with this once, and I will never do it again. First off, it was way too big and I ended up bleeding because it tore me. Second, the porous nature of the silicone meant I had to wash it extensively - hand sanitizer, soap, scalding hot water, bleach.
Compared to other silicone items, this one just seemed sticky and disgusting. I've thrown mine away, because even after a thorough cleaning, I couldn't imagine anyone else ever using it again, including myself.
Surprisingly, it's actually kind of noisy to use. The up and down motion coupled with the way I had to wedge it inside of me made for very wet, loud sounds. I wouldn't recommend using this in a dorm if you have a roommate.
It's almost like some dude said to himself, "Chicks like big cocks, so let's make a toy for them!" I think dildos should be made by women, because we know what feels best to us. Basically, I hated the damn thing. I'm glad to be rid of it.
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I didn't like the sexist remarks at the end of your review either.