Once upon a time I was a terrified young FTM, too afraid to purchase my own packer over the internet. This was because A) I had no credit card and B) I had no idea how to sneak it past my then oblivious parents. I had an FTM mentor a few years my senior and he was kind enough to not only send me a Mr. Limpy Small, but give it to me free of charge. That being said, if ever I was to suggest a packer for another FTM, this one would be it. The large version of Mr. Limpy looks a bit ridiculous, so more confident guys might elect to go with the medium.

Mr. Limpy is exactly the right size for young trans-men who are just getting comfortable with their identity. There is something downright empowering about know that your outside appearance matches who you are inside. That bulge between the legs does a lot for a guy’s confidence. I wore this sucker for many years until I finally had to retire it and wound up with a slightly larger, more realistic model. Mr. Limpy Small produces a nice, eye-catching, while not overly obscene, bulge in one’s pants. The only major complaint I have is that there needs to be more commercially made options for packing straps. Get on that, Fleshlight!

Mr. Limpy is realistically squishy (I assume so, at least; I’ve no experience with other men’s genitals). He can get a little sticky, particularly after washing but that’s easily remedied with a good dusting of cornstarch. His balls are rather large, especially when lined up next to the larger shafted models of this line. The larger balls do help when you’re wearing a simple packing strap, however--keeps things weighted properly. You definitely want to wear a secure packing strap or keep it in your briefs though. It’s difficult to explain why one’s cock has just exited one’s trouser leg of its own accord.

I'm writing this follow-up because a reviewer kindly reminded me of a few facts I left out. I don't remember a smell attached to this thing, but I'm sure it did have a smell of some kind. For a while, I wore this packer against the skin in a pair of Y-fronts. The material Mr. Limpy is made of can get a bit sticky and fluff-ridden and can stick to your bits, making things a bit uncomfortable. After that, I played with a few methods of attaching it: various straps, elastics, pouches, even sewing up the front of my Y-fronts and making an opening in the back to slip the packer in. Overall, this packer will pass casual inspection. It definitely feels real, but its appearance is fairly epically bright pink -- not realistic at all.