James Deen is not just a pretty face in your favorite porn any longer. He can be all yours for the taking - every perfectly molded inch of him. Ok, not every inch from head to toe, that would just be strange. But the fine people at Doc Johnson have cloned the best part of him for your pleasure - his junk.

From his perfectly sculpted head to his long thick shaft, James is happy to pleasure you no matter where you want him. His rather large testicles make for a safe anal session or can be held in a larger o-ring for strap on play. His thick, perfectly curved shaft makes vaginal play glorious. And if you're feeling the need to brush up on your oral skills, he can even help with that.

In case all that perfection was not enough, he even vibrates.

Fun Fact: James will be staring along side Lindsay Lohan in the Indie thriller The Canyons set to release in 2013.

James is molded of 100% pure silicone. This makes him non-porous and happy to play anywhere. He had no odor coming out of the package at all. He is firm but has a bit of give, like the real thing. Like with most silicone products, he does have a bit of drag and picks up some lint. Always use a water based lube with James to keep him slippery.

The bullet is simply silver plated plastic. It has a rubber o-ring to keep water out of the battery compartment and a small, one-touch button on the base to turn it on. It rests in a long hole in the base of the dildo.

The dildo is firm enough on its own that it works wonderfully without the bullet inserted. There is no need to use the bullet if you don't want to. He will still be erect and ready to pleasure you all night long.

There are no frills here. Just a perfect mold. Every vein, curve, and slight uneven sack is there. James is perfect and built for pleasure. He is a total of 9 inches long from base to tip with 6.5 inches of insertable goodness. At his thickest point he is 6.25 inches in circumference (yes, size queens and kings, you may rejoice now).

The insertable bullet is 5 inches long and fits easily into the 4.5 inch hole in the base. It sticks out just enough to be able to have something to grip to get it out when you are done.

There is nothing discreet about a giant silicone penis, but it can be stored in a drawer where no one would know it is there.

Before you get started with James, you will want to rip open the packet of James Deen Powder. This is, quite simply, a packet of corn starch (ingredients list on the back: corn starch). Take the Powder and coat the bullet, and pour some into the cavity that the bullet is housed in. This will allow for a much easier retrieval when you are done playing.

Once inserted, the long bullet allows for some pretty powerful vibrations to run all through the shaft of your dildo. They travel with ease right to the tip and diffuse in such a way that your new dildo doubles as a vibrator. The bullet runs on 2 AAA batteries that are not included.

To turn the bullet on, simply press the button on the base for it to come on low. Press again for medium, and once again for high. There are no vibration modes to this bullet, and when you push it again it will simply turn off. The bullet is rather noisy when used on its own, but once it is nestled in James' shaft, it is very quiet.

James can be washed, boiled or tossed on the top rack of your dishwasher. The bullet, of course, should be removed for the last 2 options. Wash your bullet down with warm water and soap or toy cleaner.

He does come with a giant, black storage bag to keep him clean and lint free until your next use. You can also keep him in the rather large (think shoe box), but super fun, box he came in, but that takes up quite a bit of space.

Always use water based lube with James; silicone based could possibly deteriorate the silicone he is made of, and we can't have that.