Oh Jeremy... You may be a gay porn star, but in my home? Your cock is ALL MINE!
This is the most realistic cock I own. I love looking at it and holding it as much as using it. If I could get this in silicone, my search for a realistic dildo would be over!
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Pros
Realistic look and feel, defined head and nice balls, strong suction cup base.
The Jeremy Bilding Sensafirm penis is a realistic dildo with balls and a suction cup base. This dildo is molded from the penis of porn star, Jeremy Bilding. Now, I had never heard of him before, but that's not so surprising as I don't pay much attention to names of porn stars. From the pictures of DVD covers displayed on the back of the packaging, you can clearly tell he is the star of gay porn. This doesn't bother me in the least. The package has a very nice picture of him on the front and on the back you can see his ACTUAL cock and see just how REAL this dildo looks in comparison. Very nice and yummy indeed, and I don't care if he is gay or straight! In MY mind, his cock was made for my vagina, and my vagina only!
The slight curve and firmness make it great for g spotting, and the suction cup base makes this a very versatile cock! Stick it to the shower wall, the floor, or get creative! My favorite is a wooden kitchen chair that I can straddle easily. The balls make an ample base for safe anal play, though the girth may be intimidating for beginners. I am by no means a beginner to ass play, but I wouldn't dare try Jeremy there. The same could be said for vaginal stimulation as well. While I had no problem using this vaginally, beginners may be intimidated by this almost two inch wide cock. I have not had reason yet to use a harness, but I am betting this cock would look pretty damned hot in one, and it is harness compatible.
This dong is made of a material they call Sensafirm which is a type of rubber made to mimic the feel of skin. It is quite a bit firmer than Cyberskin and makes insertion and thrusting a lot easier. It's still not as rigid as glass or plastic and can be flexible enough to hit all the right spots without being too flexible as to become "floppy". The perks of this material are in the realistic look and feel, as well as the much lower price than more body safe realistic dongs. The texture is nice and smooth except for the pronounced head of the cock which feels good "popping" in and out and feels great on the g spot. Beginner's should not have any problems with the texture at all.
The feeling of this toy is great but there are some major drawbacks to this material. First off, it is HIGHLY porous; making condom use a MUST for sharing or using anally with plans to use it vaginally as well. In fact those prone to bacterial infections may want to use a condom EVERY time they use this toy, though buying XXL condoms can get expensive. I don't plan on using this anally and as with my Adam's Pleasureskin Cock, I have chosen not to use condoms. I am always very careful about cleaning my toys before and after, and I just avoid using these toys too often. Another drawback is the smell. It does fade after a time, but never completely and it is a strong rubber smell that permeates the air upon opening. The scent also makes tasting it not too pleasant. Just one lick won't leave you gagging, but having this in your mouth will definitely leave you with a rubber taste in the back of your throat and will travel through your nasal cavity. It is hard to explain, but anyone who has given blow jobs while using latex condoms may know what I am talking about here.
I love the way this cock looks. It is so realistic and sexy and perfectly curved for me, I just wish I could use this in my mouth! The size is just right too. A little over 8 inches in total length and 1 and 7/8 inches wide, this can be intimidating to look at for some one who is inexperienced. You have to remember though, that only 6 inches is insertable because of the balls and suction cup base. The only thing you need to consider is the width. I find this is the perfect fit for me to give me that full feeling I want without feeling like I might hurt myself if I decide to have anal play while using this vaginally. That being said, if it was any more rigid or textured, it would put it over the edge of comfortable for double penetration.
This dildo is definitely NOT discreet. This is one huge chunk of cock shaped rubber, and weighs about a pound and a half. Traveling with it could prove difficult and hiding it as well. It doesn't take up a LOT of space, but you aren't going to be able to just throw this in one of those cute toy pouches either!
So what else can I say? Jeremy is a dream. The suction cup works better than any other dong I own of it's type. With my others I have to make sure the surface is really squeaky clean or the weight makes them slide down. Not so with this one. I can pop Jeremy onto any smooth surface he stays where I put him. The only thing I wish I could change is the material. If they did come out with something that looked this yummy in silicone, it would probably not be in my budget that's for sure.
Taking care of this porous material can be a bit difficult. The washing isn't time consuming or anything, but you just have to be careful because you can not sterilize it. I use warm water and antibacterial hand soap. You could also use toy cleaners. If you plan on sharing this toy or using it anally as well as vaginally, you need to use condoms. If you can afford condoms, by all means, use them every time. I can't afford them, and don't like them. I use them only when I absolutely HAVE to, so I take special care to wash this dong well before and after every use. I pat it dry and allow it to air dry some more before putting it away.
Storing is easy provided you have the space. My bed side table drawers are quite full so I have had to keep Jeremy in a shoe box until I do some rearranging. I store all of my toys in their own plastic zip top bags so as to keep them from damaging each other. I also sprinkle this with a bit of cornstarch to keep it from getting sticky and make it easier to put in and take out of the plastic bag.
As for lubes, you should only use water based lubes with this. I suggest you use plenty, as rubber can cause a bit of friction and this dong is very thick.
The packaging, as stated in my first paragraph is NOT discreet in any way. You can clearly see this huge cock through a hinged plastic package that is covered in a card board sleeve. The front and back have full bodied pictures of Jeremy Bilding and the back shows you ALL of him. If you wanted, you could store him in the plastic part and throw away the card board sleeve, though this may take up more room.
Follow-up commentaryI still like it2 months after original review
I almost hate to say this, because I feel like I am cheating on my "Adam" dildo, but Jeremy has been my go to dong when I want something realistic. He is much firmer than Adam and the suction cup works better. Jeremy's balls are flatter, which make it more comfortable for riding, though I like the nice full look of Adam's more. Other than that Jeremy and Adam are very similar in size and material. I just like the overall shape and firmness of Jeremy. The rubber still has a smell, but it is not as overwhelming as it was at first. I have used this dong MANY times and it still looks and feels the same, showing no signs of wear. The suction cup works really well, sticking to just about any smooth hard surface. If it was made of silicone it would be perfect and I would use it a lot more. Still, until I can afford a silicone dong as big and nice as this, Jeremy will get a lot of use.
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Good review, especially liked the part about the taste lol..
Maiden
Yeah, I am still searching for the perfect dildo to use in my mouth. I am thinking that the Tantus Acute looks like a good alternative and fits in my current budget. If you want something realistic though, you are gonna have to shell out the cash for the silicone ones!
Illusional
Ohmygosh, the title was AWESOME! I love this review!
Maiden
Thanks, Illusional!
Falsepast
I wish they'd make these with safer materials
Maiden
I do too! I have yet to find one in silicone that looks as good, or feels as good. I'm too cheap to try the Vixskin, but even those don't look as good as this one!