When my package from EdenFantasys.com arrived, at first I thought, "Another dildo?" I'll admit it: I've been spoiled by this reviewer gig. While I was still keen to review a high-quality Tantus dildo, I was also feeling a little jaded when I ran over to the post office to pick it up. I mean, no matter how well made, how exciting can another free-floating silicone cock be?

And then I opened the Priority Mail box, right there in the post office, to get a peek. Curiosity and healthy greed won out over sex toy cynicism, I suppose, and I was well rewarded. Wow. The Revolution O2, in a dual-tone icy blue, is a sight to behold. I got wet just looking at it. Not because of the color, however enticing that may be, but because of the curvy heft of the thing. The Revolution's rather intimidating head peeked right back up at me out of its sleek plastic box. It looked just under 2 inches wide, jutting out of an elegantly tapered, surrealistically veined shaft. Honestly? I wanted to shove it inside me. I wanted to get the hell out of the post office.

Of course, that meant going back to work. Safely back behind the locked door of my little office, I released the Revolution from its package. Deep frosty blues at the base give way to soft white at the head, and its vaguely realistic but distorted shape suggest it was built for fucking. The platinum-grade silicone feels positively sumptuous and pillowy. It's a little less slick and 'skin-like' than Vixskin, but much more plush and squeezable.

Deliciously squeezable, in fact, when lodged firmly inside. I found this out when I surreptitiously undid my pants right there at my desk, popped the fat head inside my dripping pussy, and slid all the way down the length of the cock. However amazing the texture is to the palm, it's 10 times as good to a hungry, wet hole. It needs to be experienced to be believed. However amazing the texture is to the palm, it's 10 times as good to a hungry, wet hole. It needs to be experienced to be believed.

The Revolution hit me with incredible, stretching fullness- it's certainly big, but the pillowy silicone let me clamp down and take a little more. In fact, what I first thought would be a detriment to the toy-it's markedly tapered design-ended up accentuating this overwhelmingly pleasurable stretching, filling feeling. Similarly, I was originally worried about the diminutive base on this cock. However, once I had the Revolution buried base-deep inside me, I looked down to see the delicate little cobalt flange plugging up my hole- and it was enough to change my mind. I acquiesce to Tantus' design scheme: it really is pornographically beautiful.