Not Worth the Time it Takes to Throw it Out
To say I was disappointed doesn't even begin to describe how I felt about this toy. Never in my life have I bought an adult toy that has fallen this short of my expectations. Please don't even bother.
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Pros
Discreet
Cons
Odor, Ill-fitting, Hard to clean
Like with every order, I was very anxious to play with my new toy. Having never owned a toy made for double penetration, I was really interested in the concept behind this product, so I was really expecting to throw away an afternoon getting to know my new "friend".
Sadly, when I opened the package I felt like my senses were being attacked by that "jelly smell". I shrugged it off trying not to let it affect my judgment of the toy. After all, I knew what the toy was made of when I ordered it. Things continued to go down hill from there; I found the shape to be ill-fitting to my body and very uncomfortable. This product also seems a bit short and small. I know the dimensions for all toys are available online, and I did take the time to review them before ordering. Then I stupidly assumed that the creators or this low cost toy knew what they were doing. They absolutely did not! The only good thing about this toy is that it should be able to be worn under clothing without anyone suspecting a thing. However, since I found its shape very uncomfortable, this doesn't really work. Then there's cleaning the inferior jelly material, which should be cleaned with toy cleaner and warm water. They are porous, and should not be shared unless you use a condom.
I wish I could give a more in-depth review, but I found this toy so dissatisfying that I only used it once and have already thrown it away. In short, I wouldn't recommend this item to anyone. I understand that it is always important to weight effectiveness against cost of a product, but this toy drastically sacrifices quality for convince. Even at its affordable price, this item is just not worth the money.
Sadly, when I opened the package I felt like my senses were being attacked by that "jelly smell". I shrugged it off trying not to let it affect my judgment of the toy. After all, I knew what the toy was made of when I ordered it. Things continued to go down hill from there; I found the shape to be ill-fitting to my body and very uncomfortable. This product also seems a bit short and small. I know the dimensions for all toys are available online, and I did take the time to review them before ordering. Then I stupidly assumed that the creators or this low cost toy knew what they were doing. They absolutely did not! The only good thing about this toy is that it should be able to be worn under clothing without anyone suspecting a thing. However, since I found its shape very uncomfortable, this doesn't really work. Then there's cleaning the inferior jelly material, which should be cleaned with toy cleaner and warm water. They are porous, and should not be shared unless you use a condom.
I wish I could give a more in-depth review, but I found this toy so dissatisfying that I only used it once and have already thrown it away. In short, I wouldn't recommend this item to anyone. I understand that it is always important to weight effectiveness against cost of a product, but this toy drastically sacrifices quality for convince. Even at its affordable price, this item is just not worth the money.
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You made it clear it's not a good one, thanks!
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Great review.
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ick, thanks for the review tho!
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Hm, too bad this one isn't what people are looking for, it looked interesting enough. Great review.
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Great review.
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Very humorous review title. Too bad this wasn't such a great toy. Thanks for the review
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Interesting idea; too bad the makers didn't do a better job. Have you found any others you liked better in this kind of toy?
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