Before I start in on the body of my review, I need to start out with addressing my biggest problem with the design of this toy: the materials used to make it. This toy is made from rubber, which is porous and difficult to clean. Don't get me wrong - I have no problem with toys in general that are made from porous materials. They're generally cheaper and if you cover the toy with a condom, you don't have to worry overly much about sterilization. The problem in this case is the disconnect between the toy's intended purpose and the materials used to make it. Since the whole POINT of this toy is its ability to ejaculate, covering it with a condom rather defeats the purpose.

While we're on the topic of materials, I'm going to go ahead and let you know that this thing is going to pick up every strand of hair and speck of dust in a three-mile radius and no matter how often you wash it, it'll always smell faintly of rubber. It's not enough to be noticeable if you're using it vaginally or anally (please don't - you really oughtn't use anything that can't be properly sterilized anally since that's a hotbed of bacteria and germs that could make you really sick if you spread them around), but it's unpleasant to stick something in your mouth with a scent like that.

To round out our discussion of design flaws, we'll talk about the way the pieces fit together. When I saw the pictures on the website, I originally thought that the toy was going to consist of a dildo and a bulb that connected with some tubing that stretched between the two to connect them. While that is technically correct, it turns out that the base of the dildo flares out to create a floppy pocket that the bulb tucks into and the piece of tubing is extremely short so you have no choice but to tuck the bulb into that pocket. The bulb is secure in that pocket, but that means that the only handhold you have for the dildo doubles as the source of ejaculate, which makes it rather difficult to maneuver the toy without squirting prematurely if you don't aim to squirt it continuously. It also makes it rather difficult to use the toy for partner play as a strap on.

Size and shape wise, I liked it. It's a decent enough dildo, even if the end is somewhat soft and floppy. Unfortunately, I simply can't endorse a toy with this many design flaws.