Mr. Limpy by Fleshlight is a packing penis. He is meant to be used with or without a packing strap for those who wish to present themselves as another gender. He’s awfully big for a flaccid penis but I guess everyone can dream big, right?

In any event, I did not purchase Mr. Limpy for the purpose of packing, though I can see where I might be tempted to at some point. I bought Mr. Limpy as a stress relieving toy. Technically all my sex toys are stress relieving toys. But I bought this one for the purpose of nervously kneading/squeezing/worrying with my hands. Lemme tell ya, he is the best stress reliever I’ve ever had!

I’ve had all manner of squishy balls and other shapes and every sort of desktop rock garden, puzzle toy, etc… and Mr. Limpy is the best! He’s squishy, and soft and stretchy and if you wash him off and throw him at the wall, he’ll stick! You can stretch and fling him across the room like a rubber band. Or you can just play with him in your hand.

I have a nervous habit of always needing something to do with my hands and Mr. Limpy perfectly fulfills my needs. What’s even better is that since he does feel remarkably like skin, he’s kind of a turn on too. My partner has a fondness for being nude when he’s at home and often has his hand on his balls or cock. Now I sit next to him and play with my own!

Now for the nitty gritty. Mr. Limpy is cyberskin which is extremely porous and impossible to disinfect. If you were to wear or somehow play with Mr. Limpy, he would need a condom to be shared. He is virtually impossible to insert as he has no inner strength or support and very much lives up to his name. So to clean him use warm water and mild soap or cleanser and cornstarch to keep him from getting sticky. Talc is not recommended as it is linked to certain kinds of cervical cancer!

Mr. Limpy comes in a very simple plastic bag with nothing of note printed on it. He should be kept in a cool, dry, dark place and not allowed to touch other toys, especially other cyberskin because it can ruin the material and both toys.

There is a bit of a smell to him but washing seems to help with that. To some degree the smell will stay with the toy as, in my opinion anyway, all cyberskin has a bit of a synthetic/chemical type smell. It’s not overwhelming though.

I admit that the novelty of something I bought as a novelty has worn off a tiny bit. However, I still love playing with my packing penis and have even used it for it's intended purpose briefly for a reverse gender roles party.

Mr. Limpy is still lots of fun to play with when I'm stressed or fidgety and still totally fun to launch at friends!