Not Intense but Fun in Bed and at a Party

Overall this is a fun toy that you could give as a functional gag gift; it's enough to stimulate and, if you prefer moderate buzzy vibes, may even get you off. The control dial and sticky TPR material (with its smell) didn't wow me and the fact that the shaft is mostly hollow meant that the only thing that can make you feel "full" is the bullet but for an under $15 toy, you could do a lot worse, so for me this is a solid 2.5/5 stars.
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Pros
Different vibration levels
Moderate intensity
Concentrated vibrations
Cons
Semi-porous sticky and smelly material
Control dial is easy to adjust by accident
Rating by reviewer:
3
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Use

This vibrator is gender neutral, would be just fine for use with a partner since it's not intimidating, and has a bit of a comedic factor too-it's a 7" wobbly, veined flamingo pink vibe! You can use this awesome functional gag gift for internal stimulation, although I'd recommend using a condom as the material is semi-porous. I'd say this vibrator works best for external stimulation, as it has low-moderate level vibrations that you can control with a sliding dial, and the silver bullet's buzzy vibes tend to get lost when used internally.

This is not for back-door play as there's no flared base, and I wouldn't recommend it for G or P spotting since the shaft of the vibrator isn't firm enough to target accurately; it's basically a large silver bullet vibrator in a sleeve.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Bachelor/ bachelorette party
    • Everyone
    • Gag gift
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • On a bed only
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoris
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

The first thing I noticed is the smell; this vibrator had a very strong plastic-y smell. Even after a nice wash with warm soapy water there was still a pretty strong smell and leaving this in my drawer made everything else smell like plastic.

The vibrator is made of TPR, a rubber polymer blend that is a little sticky and will pick up dust and lint pretty easily. It's also semi-porous, and the packaging claims that it is hypo-allergenic, latex free, and phthalate free.

I gave the vibrator a good wash before tasting it and didn't taste much of anything-about what you'd get if you decided to lick plastic wrap.

The material is soft and yielding except for where the bullet vibrator is.

I didn't notice any noticeable difference from the veins when using the vibrator internally and externally, probably because the sleeve-like material that makes up the shaft part of the vibrator is very soft and yielding. For this reason I'd say it's good for beginners or those who prefer toys without a lot of texture.
    • Flexible
    • Strong odor
    • Somewhat porous

Design / Shape / Size

I found the girth of this vibrator to be a good beginner size, combined with the yielding material it was easy to insert after getting warmed up. However, size queens probably won't be impressed as this toy is about 1.25" in diameter and those who prefer firmer materials should also look elsewhere.

While I appreciated that the vibrator has a curved design, because it is essentially a silver bullet in a TPR sleeve, it wasn't effective for G-spotting and P-spotting, both of which usually require firm, targeted pressure.

This toy is pretty standard to store but if anyone finds it, there's no question that it is a sex toy. Unlike other vibrators, this one can't pass as a piece of modern art. I personally would not recommend this toy for travel. The TPR material picks up lint and dust easily, the dial that controls the vibrations is too easily moved, and it's also not discreet at all. You could remove the batteries, but the other two factors still make it less than ideal for travel. This is the toy that your FDA "what's that buzzing sound?" nightmares revolve around.
    • Realistic
    • Beginner

Functions / Performance / Controls

This toy is basically a large silver bullet encased in a sleeve made of a rubber polymer blend, commonly known as TPR. This means that vibrations are mainly located where the bullet is, although the TPR does transmit them fairly well through the shaft.

The vibrator has pretty intuitive controls: you turn a dial up to increase the speed of the vibrations and turn it down for "off." However, because the dial is integrated with the base, which is what you have to hold because the rest of the shaft is hollow squishy TPR, it's very easy to accidentally turn the vibe to a higher or lower setting than what you want. I'd say this is 3/5 power vibrator with buzzy vibes.

It's a fairly noisy toy, about average for a vibrator, but not too loud if you go under the sheets. This toy is not waterproof; the 2 AA batteries are in a compartment at the base that you simply unscrew to access, and there's no sealing ring.
    • Easy to use
    • Multiple settings
    • Not very discreet

Care and Maintenance

This toy can be washed in warm soapy water, and should be stored where it won't gather dust and lint because TPR, which is what the shaft of the vibrator is made of, is definitely sticky. It is also semi-porous so you should clean the toy after every use and make sure to use protection if you share it.

TPR is theoretically compatible with silicone lube but I would do a spot test or stick to water and oil based lubes.

The base is plastic and does not appear to house a waterproof battery case as I did not see a rubber ring at the screw-on point.
    • Easy to clean

Packaging

This toy came wrapped in clear plastic with no instructions. It was not at all discreet but at least the packaging was easy to remove and dispose of. Remember those fun days of trying to sneak past housemates with a giant box labeled THE STALLION and featuring scantily clad models? No, just me? Okay then...
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet

Experience

Plastic smell aside, this toy did its job well enough for external use for me. It was like an easier to use silver bullet for my clit/labia area, as the shaft provided just enough length and grip that I didn't have to get numb fingers holding the bullet. The vibes were buzzy, good enough for a warm-up but not quite enough to take me to the edge, and while the shaft did transmit some of the vibrations, they were definitely concentrated where the bullet was.

I found that the oversized silver bullet was uncomfortable for internal use because it just didn't have any give. Conversely, the fact that the TPR was just a hollow sheath for the vibrator meant that there wasn't any stimulation when used internally because my muscles could easily collapse the shaft.

The dial is easy to accidentally adjust while using since it's at the base where, if you're using the toy internally, you would be putting your hand. I found this to be frustrating as sometimes I'd accidentally turn off or down the vibrations when using it.
Follow-up commentary
This toy has fallen to the bottom of my toy drawer. It's not quite strong or filling enough to be used on the regular, and the plastic smell is still present.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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