So the big day arrived, and the package was here. I opened the box and...BAM! There’s this guy. I was really excited; it looked so real, soft, and just exciting! After opening and really getting to touch the toy, it was very apparent that it was solid, to the point of no bend at all. It is very sturdy, and the vibration is very intense for such a small battery.

Obviously excited that this had arrived, I decided to try it out. My first thought was that I don’t have any place to put it. Because it has a suction cup, I decided to play solo. No problem, just like a regular vibrator. That was cool; then I tried to use it on a surface. I found a sturdy one, and that was the problem area. The suction cup only stayed in place when held, and it was hard. Not a good exciting hard either, it was uncomfortable. The vibration was way too much on the other settings. Because of its sturdy build, there was zero wiggle room. It was a straight shot, and that made it an uncomfortable experience. I got a not-so-big O, and it went back in the box.

I haven’t touched it since, but it was a lovely size, maybe even a tad bigger than normal. The detail was very realistic, and it was very soft. I just don’t think it was exactly the toy I was looking for.

The vibration is off the map! Very intense, not a good starter toy.

I didn't have a strong orgasm, it came and went. It wasn’t a great one.