So I've been busy delving into the world of realistic cocks. In the real world I love my cocks on the slightly larger of average if I'm being honest, so I decided to give Chris Wide and his larger cock a whirl.

First things first though, lets get the packaging out of the way, as I think you can tell a lot about a product simply by the ay it presents itself, bit like most guys really. This packaging is just blah to be honest, it features what I presume is Chris bearing his generous willy for all to see, as well as a picture of the toy inside in all it's glory as well. The wording promised me an almost foot long dildo that had been cast from Chris's own cock, a sturdy suction cup base and an impressive set of balls. With those promises in mind I began to explore the contents of this not so small box.

The first thing that drew my attention was prompted by my sense of smell and I'm sorry to say not in a good way. This box has a real chemical smell to it which I personally found off putting. I forged ahead trying to focus on the toy as opposed to the smell. Now my sight came into play, as I delved in and dragged out what I can only describe as a very large dick, balls intact, and yes, I agree with the wording they are quite impressive. This is not a small dildo by any means, and it is truly realistic, but the best was yet to come when my sense of touch kicked in. This dildo has a real feel to it, but it also has a tacky, sticky quality that I was not so in love with. The dildo itself comes in a plastic bag and according to the care instructions they felt it was a good idea to keep the dildo in the bag, and I have to second that. Let me explain further:

We are two cat household and within a few minutes of getting Chris out of the box, he had cat hairs attached to his otherwise majestic looking cock. Of course you should always wash any toy before using it but the cat hairs were a pain to remove. It wasn't limited to attracting cats hairs alone either, any small particle founds its way to him. The dildo itself comes with a black velvet storage bag, but as the care instructions that are included note, it might be better to store him in the plastic bag before the velvety one.

Anyway, after a dose of soap and water, Chris was ready to go again and I examined him a little closer, despite the overpowering chemical smell, and I have to say this dildo is really realistic to look at. Of course I've never had the privilege of seeing Chris Wides cock up close and personal for a true comparison but it looked and felt really realistic, and I was impressed with that. All the veins you would expect where present and the head looks amazing. It wasn't long before I had this baby in position on the floor and took it for a test run.

As I said before this is not a small dildo, with 8 inches of this shaft being insertable, that's more than the average woman needs to be honest, but with a circumstance around one and half inches it delivers and it does have a real feel to it. I would recommend that you warm up before you insert him, but it did feel good once buried. The suction cup, held up to the job really well, well that was until I decided to change positions and rooms, taking him into the shower with me. I enjoy sex, doggy style and the suction cup had the advantage of being able to stick this to the bathroom tile and lower myself backwards onto it. This turned out to be harder than I had imagined, in part thanks to the actually size of this dildo. It hangs down when placed on the wall because of it's weight and as a consequence it took me some time to maneuver into the right position so I could guide it into me. Then came the disappointment when I applied my pelvic floor muscles and managed to pull it off the bathroom wall. Not exactly what I was hoping for! I also have to say that despite the detailed veining looking good, it had very little effect once inside me, and was kind of a waste of time.