My Vagina Wants an Apology, But My Back Says Thank You
If you like mild vaginal torture, then this is the dildo for you. It is a very aesthetically pleasing, very textured dildo that has many, many bumps that provide a painful drag. My vagina was just not impressed; a little disappointed rather. On the upside it does double as a wonderful massage tool.
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Pros
Gorgeous
Can be used as Massage tool
Free Pouch
Can be used as Massage tool
Free Pouch
Cons
VERY intense texture
Painful
Not pouch described on product page
Painful
Not pouch described on product page
Follow-up commentary
2 months after original review
Try as I might,
since it's sight brings such delight,
I just don't love my rainbow nubby wand.
It hurts something fierce
as though it might peirce
my poor, poor tender kitty
Even if I cum, once, twice even thrice
Inserted this is flat out not nice
and might I add, ouch dammit!
So vagina don't fear
This will never get near
your tender walls again.
But rainbow don't feel bad
left out or sad
Because I won't let you get dusty
I'll coat you with oil and lay on my belly
And you can roll on my back until my knees go all jelly
And you will not be forgotten
Just never forget or get too upset
And yes even if I'm incredibly wet
That there is simply nothing you can do
To make this vagina be a good friend to you
since it's sight brings such delight,
I just don't love my rainbow nubby wand.
It hurts something fierce
as though it might peirce
my poor, poor tender kitty
Even if I cum, once, twice even thrice
Inserted this is flat out not nice
and might I add, ouch dammit!
So vagina don't fear
This will never get near
your tender walls again.
But rainbow don't feel bad
left out or sad
Because I won't let you get dusty
I'll coat you with oil and lay on my belly
And you can roll on my back until my knees go all jelly
And you will not be forgotten
Just never forget or get too upset
And yes even if I'm incredibly wet
That there is simply nothing you can do
To make this vagina be a good friend to you
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Comments
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Thanks for the review. I've been wondering if the bumps might be painful in some cases.
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Thanks
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All the "personal massagers" that are really vibrators makes me laugh to think that this dildo actually makes a great massage tool.
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I really enjoyed the poem that you wrote as the follow up lol
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LOVE your follow-up
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Thanks for your review. I just got this toy and i personally love it but you do have to be careful not to thrust it too hard. But i love the bumps.
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Thanks for the review, I was thinking of maybe getting this but now I probably won't. And love the poem, haha!
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Great review. Poem made me laugh.
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