Well, as another reviewer mentioned, this thing looks more like a decoration from a pulp sci-fi comic than a sex toy. However, I love sci-fi pulps, so I'm totally cool with it. This is a pure glass toy with a delicate pink shading, bubbled, ridged, nubbed, tapered; just about every single texture they could toss onto seven inches of Pyrex, they did.

It holds temperature nicely, is obviously extremely rigid, but the real fun comes in from all the weird textures. I'll just go ahead and declare the tapered edge the top - it has two graduated nubs before a small flare, which may make it safe for very careful anal play (have not tried it for that use, but I assume the flare is big enough to prevent losing). Beneath the flare is another bulge, followed by a slim handle covered in bumps of varying sizes, then a largish, almost completely round bulge. To be honest, I haven't quite figured out how to make this thing work best. It's just got so much going on that it's a kind of confusing little toy. The tapered edge works well clitorally, especially when the glass is slightly chilled; it's like ice play with a lot less mess. Also, the flare feels good just around the labia. The bumpy section isn't quite as stimulating as it might be, considering it's wedged between two much bigger bulges. It can be felt when the vagina tightens around the big bulge when it's being inserted from the bulged end.

If this sounds vague, I'm terribly sorry, but for such a basic thing, it's a really complicated toy. It would probably be better with a creative partner, but as my current partner is not a big fan of toys, this one mostly stays in the toy box. The best use I've found for it is hard G-spot stimulation during my period - the glass makes clean-up a snap, and it's perfectly shower safe, as long as you don't drop it. I usually clean it with either a 10% bleach solution, or antibacterial hand soap. It's very body safe and very pretty, but I'd definitely suggest partner play, or cosplay with this one.

Like I said, this toy doesn't get as much use as I'd like. I still think it's a pretty thing, but it seems more like I'm going to end up conducting experiments with it, or using it in fetish shoots. I would really suggest working on it with a partner, because even as in tune with my body as I am, I can't figure out too much to do with it.