I always wondered what it would be like to take a ride on a magical disco stick ever since I heard Lady Gaga sing about it. I mean, she has to know what she's talking about and what's good since she's a music icon and straight up off the wall, right? I came upon the Mistress dildo in this beautiful sliver glitter color and I just had to have it. Procuring this dildo was one of the best purchases I have made in regard to dildos in a long while.

The Mistress dildo, made by Vixen Creations, is a 7" strap-on compatible dildo that is designed like a real penis for vaginal and anal insertion. If you have never purchased anything by Vixen Creations before, you should. Their products are definitely works of art designed to provide pleasure to you and your partner. The Mistress is made from non-porous silicone so it is able to be sterilized and safe to use without a condom, though I highly recommend condom use if sharing with others. While the entire dildo is 7" in length, there are 6.25" of insertable length and about 4" around leaving this dildo rather girthy yet realistic. If you have not had intercourse in a while or used dildos that are a bit larger around either vaginally or anally, you may want to consider a smaller dildo to use before working up to taking the Mistress.

One of the beautiful features of this dildo is the silicone and the color. It's glittery and silver, perfect for any diva who wants to have a bit of vagazzle in her life (or anal bedazzle if you're a male). The glitter does not rub off in any way, shape, or form, and is actually made into the silicone itself so there is no worry of it coming off during use and your vagina or anus being forever plagued by the herpes of all art supplies (if you've ever used glitter for any kind of art project you know it gets EVERYWHERE).

Another feature of the Mistress is the suction cup base. The suction cup base makes it easier to keep attached to a strap on of choice. I actually experimented with the suction base and got it to stick to the wall of my shower, though it didn't stay put long enough once I tried to go to town on it. Another thing to keep in mind with this dildo is that, while it is strap on compatible, it is also realistic in size and a bit larger near the base, so you will definitely want to make sure that you have a ring large enough to hold it.

Since the Mistress is made of silicone it's easy to sterilize and keep clean. After use, you can either boil it or clean it with a bleach solution. You can also clean with just warm water and soap, though if you intend to use this both vaginally and anally be sure to sterilize this completely so that no germs are retained that can cause nasty infections. While using this dildo, be sure to only use water based lubricant as silicone based will ruin the material and your Mistress will look like Lady Gaga's meat dress. To store, simply place back in the packaging or in a drawer for safe keeping.

On a side note, I want to talk about Vixen Creation's packaging. The packaging is phenomenal for the Mistress dildo, as it is for all of their products. The Mistress comes packaged in a clear, tall cylinder with red caps on each end. On the tube is the Vixen Creation's logo. While the tube does take up some space in a toy bag, it is good to keep around for storage because it keeps your Mistress away from other toys that could potentially harm the material and it's a pretty little display case for when you want to show it off. Vixen Creation's has everything perfected, even the packaging.

I absolutely adore this dildo. My Mistress knows how to hit my spot just right and have me shouting in orgasm for my Master. This is definitely one of my go to dildos in my collection.