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This is yet another gorgeous piece of art from SSA Glass. I love the design, colors, and price of this glass dildo. From the curvy body to the raised nubs, there is absolutely nothing I would want to change about this toy. It hugs my body in all the right places, it holds temperature very well, very little lubricant is needed, and it is 100% adorable. When I want to feel extremely naughty, I let this guy slither me right to an orgasm!
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Pros
Double-ended, Storage pouch, Body-safe material, Very artistic, Inexpensive
Cons
Slippery when lubed up
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The Amber Wave glass dildo is made to pleasure your insides and outsides. I love to cool it down and run it over my breasts. It is great for all-over body stimulation. To hit my G-spot, I simply angle it up and start thrusting. I can go pretty deep and hard with this toy. I do recommend going slow the first couple of times to learn your limits. I don't have a shallow vagina, so I have not had any bruising or painful moments with this toy. This can often occur when thrusting glass hard and fast, so please take caution. Since there is a lack of a flared base, this snake is not meant for anal penetration. Sure, you can tease and taunt the outside of the anus with this toy, but I would not insert it. Also, be careful when you lube this one up. Glass becomes very slippery when wet.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Solo
    • Temperature play
  • Where
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    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
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    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
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    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Clitoral
    • G-spot
    • Nipples

Material / Texture

This pleasure-filled snake is made out of 100% Pyrex glass. Glass is one of the safest materials, besides silicone, to use. There is no smell or taste to this material. Glass is latex free, non-porous, phthalates free, and hypo-allergenic. Non-porous is just a fancy word meaning that glass dildos can be disinfected. Glass usually dislikes extreme temperatures, so I would not boil this dildo. I do suggest either cleaning with warm water and soap or using a 10% bleach solution. If dropped, Pyrex glass will not splinter into a thousand pieces. Instead, it will break into large and easy-to-clean-up pieces. That said, please check any glass dildo you have for chips or cracks each time before you use it. Glass is compatible with water, silicone, and oil-based lubes. It will become very slippery, so please be careful when using with lube or when in the shower. Glass holds onto temperature very well. Simply place in a bowl of water (your choice of temperature) for a couple of minutes. Extremes such as boiling or freezing can cause burns and frostbite. Also, going from one extreme to another can cause a great amount of damage to your glass dildo. I highly suggest against both ideas. Glass is very unyielding, which means that it has no give. If you prefer softer toys, glass may not be for you. I caution against heavy thrusting, especially if you have a shallow vagina, because glass can cause bruising to the cervix.

This snake has texture to it. There are fifteen raised nubs along the body of the snake, four nubs around the tip or tail, and two nubs for eyes. If you are sensitive to texture, this may not be for you. The nubs around the tip make for an easier grip, but it can still become difficult to hold when lube is added to the picture.
    • Bumpy
    • Not porous at all
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

The design is very artistic and fun. Some people do not like animal-shaped sex toys, and that is perfectly okay. To each his own. I, on the other hand, could not help myself. I took one look at this little guy, and I immediately wanted him slithering in my palm. I grew up with a brother who had a lot of pet snakes. While I learned to respect them, I do not like them in the least. If this thing had scales, I would not have bought it. That is too lifelike for me. It is very cartoon-like, and I think it is super cute. The online pictures show yellow or gold raised nubs on the body and the tip of this glass dildo. However, mine arrived with all red nubs. I like the red theme with this snake. It makes it feel more forbidden and naughty. The head of the snake has red swirls and matching red eyes. Other than the eyes and matching red nubs on the body, this piece is completely smooth. The overall length of this bad boy is 9", with a 1 1/2" diameter at the widest part (eye to eye). The insertable length is 8". For someone who is new to glass or texture, I think the Amber Waves is slender and texturized enough for comfort. Unless you know that texture or glass is not your thing, I would suggest this toy to anyone. With the storage pouch, this boy should be very easy to travel with. Obviously, this toy was built to look like a snake. It has the curvy, winding body of a snake in motion. This toy does not look like a sex toy. It looks like a cool knickknack or collectible. I wish I had a cabinet to showcase this unique toy.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Whimsical / artistic

Performance

Oh wow! So it all started with this dildo and a little bit of lube. My husband inserted the bigger end into me (the head of the snake). I was worried that this glass dildo would not be thick enough to meet my needs, and it has never felt so good to be proven wrong! The head filled me up just right and created a nice little pop sensation when taken out. After about three orgasms, we switched it around. We used the head as a handle, and this worked surprisingly well too. I could really feel the texture when using this end. The nubs plus the wavy body made for some of the most intense orgasms I have ever had. I am so in love right now. I love the cool sensations and the smooth glide of glass. This is one of the most discreet toys I own. If my brother or sister found it, I could easily tell them that it is a decoration piece for my new house in South Carolina. That would be a fun story to make up.

Care and Maintenance

Glass is so easy to take care of. You can either clean with warm water and soap (I use Dawn) or with a 10% bleach solution. Dry with a cotton towel (or microfiber if you have it) and then store it in the handy dandy red velvet pouch that it comes with.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The one thing I love about SSA Glass is the lack of packaging. My Amber Wave came to me in a red velvet storage pouch. The glass dildo was wrapped in Bubble Wrap as well. I wish they did include some sort of care instructions for those who have not dealt with glass before. Other than that, the packaging is simple, and I adore simple.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
Follow-up commentary
This little guy has provided some intense sensations. While it is not my go-to glass toy, it is super fun for when I want something different and slim. The curvy body plus the nubs makes for a really awesome experience. The tail end can feel pointy, so I hardly use this end.
I absolutely still love this glass dildo. It is fun and unique. I have not noticed any scratches, which is a surprise since the pouch it comes with is paper thin.
As you can see, the Amber wave still looks like new.
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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