Mr. Limpy the Show Off

The Mr. Limpy is a great, affordable packer. However, if you're a smaller guy looking for a packer to use daily you may want to look for an alternative. The superskin material makes this packer very realistic and a lot of fun for jacking off with. If there were a size between the Mr. Limpy extra small and small it would be perfect!
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Pros
Realistic look and feel, easy to clean and store, great for the ego
Cons
Too large for day to day packing for a smaller guy, too pink to match my skin color
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The Mr. Limpy Small packer is best used for gender play or during a performance. Unless you're a pretty big guy (I'm only about 5'4) this packer is probably way too large for every day use. Of course, if you're looking to show off an impressive bulge then it may be appropriate for you. I also own the extra small size and it's unfortunate that there's not a size in between the two because I think that would be the perfect size for me. Because of the size of this packer, I don't typically wear it unless I want something to play with and show off before or during foreplay.

I plan to turn this packer into a STP (stand-to-pee) since I can't pack with it on a regular basis.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere

Material / Texture

One of my favorite things about this packer is the way it feels to the touch. I like the stretchiness of it, the size and feeling of the testicles. They are much more realistic than the smaller size of Mr. Limpy. I didn't notice any smell to the packer, which is important to me. I think the Mr. Limpy feels very realistic and would easily pass a "squeeze" test through underwear or pants.
    • Flexible
    • No odor
    • Smooth

Design / Shape / Size

As I've mentioned before, I think that the size of this packer is just too big for day-to-day packing. I do think that in a play situation it would be great because the next size down would be too small for my liking. I think the design of this packer is great. I love the limpness to the Mr. Limpy! With the shorter packer the shaft doesn't flop around as nicely as this size does. I also think the design of the testicles of this packer is very nice. They're not too perfect or too round and I really enjoy that design choice. Like most realistic toys, it's hard to find a good match for your skin color. This packer is very pink and I think that would draw a lot of attention to it if anyone were to see it outside of my clothes.
    • Realistic

Performance

My only problem with this packer is the size. I can't comfortably wear the small Mr. Limpy in my packing underwear and especially not just stuffed into my boxer briefs. If I were to wear this packer, I would definitely look like I have a half chub, which could be a good thing in a cruising situation but not appropriate for my day to day life.

Care and Maintenance

The Mr. Limpy packer is made of Superskin, which can be cleaned with water. You can also dust the packer with cornstarch to maintain the realistic feel of it. I'm currently storing my packer in my drawer of sex toys until I modify it to be a STP. I haven't had any need to clean it thus far since I haven't been packing with it regularly.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

This toy was packaged in a simple plastic bag. As soon as I opened the package when it arrived, I threw out the original packaging. The packer doesn't come with any instructions, but they aren't necessary anyway.
    • Minimal
This product was provided at a discounted price in exchange for an unbiased review. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Zandrock
    Thanks for sharing
  • Contributor: Sangsara
    ya ill go for the xs thanx
  • Contributor: britanny0620
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: r00ster
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: PassionCpl
    Thanks for the review
  • Contributor: K. Lynn
    I second the corn starch suggestion. This has kept my smooth and non-sticky so far!
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