Mr. Limpy Extra Small

It has more stretch to it than a rubber band, so I didn't find that too realistic. It gets really sticky after washing it, but once you put cornstarch on it, it is better than new. It works great for beginner FTM's that want to start packing, and its very affordable. Overall, though it has its quirks, I love it and would recommend it to anyone needing their first packer, gender play, or who has a low budget.
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Pros
Great for beginner FTM's
Easy to clean and store
Comfortable to wear
Cons
Pink
Balls are too big
Very stretchy
Sticky right after washing.
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

The primary use of this toy is to create a man-like bulge in your pants. Typically used for FTM's who want to create a bulge, to feel more like a man. I have heard of people attempting to use this toy as a soft dildo and inserting it, though I wouldn't recommend it. Whatever floats your boat, I can't stop you. Others, I have heard, hold it to their skin as if it were real, and jack off in a way of saying. I have personally tried it and found great pleasure out of it. All you really have to do is use your imagination. If you are in a gender play mood, then this would be perfect to start out with. Then, of course, switching it out with an erected dildo, as if you actually got hard. It is a great beginner packer for those FTM's looking for their first one, or who are on a low budget. The price is amazingly affordable. It has served me well, but I am ready to move on to my next, more advanced packer.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Genital region

Material / Texture

When it first arrived, it had a plastic smell to it, but it soon went away after a good washing. It did not, however, have a taste to it. It was a little on the sticky side, but not a lot. After using it for a little bit then washing it, it became VERY sticky. Although it is considered a beginner packer, I still did not like the texture of it. It was too stretchy, and I know a real penis can not stretch that far. It was pretty soft and squishy. After washing it I rubbed cornstarch on it, and it gave it an even softer feeling to it, but the stickiness went away. It is latex and phthalates free, which I found exciting since my girl is allergic to latex. Under texture it states that it is veined, and the material is Superskin.
    • Flexible
    • Sticky
    • Strong odor

Design / Shape / Size

Though it does show an insertable length, I still recommend not trying it. The weight of it is a whopping 0.3 lb. Heavy right? The diameter is 1 1/4" which is really good. Circumference is 4", I almost put that in feet. Insertable length is 2 1/2", while the original length is 3 1/2". Its size is pretty good, but most people would consider it small. I liked the actually size, but what I didn't like is because of the fact that it was so small, it doesn't have that extra weight like the Mr. Limpy small, so the shaft tends to stick out. Looks like you have a 24/7 erection. But the right harness will help hold it down. They designed it to look like a real penis except for the color. Though it will fade in time and it is hidden in your pants most of the time, it is kind of weird having a pink penis. The other thing were the balls. Since this is a small packer, they tend to make the balls bigger than the bigger size packers. Its small size though is perfect for traveling, so that's a good thing.
    • Beginner
    • Discreet look/design
    • Realistic

Performance

It worked well for its intended use. I would recommend this and the size bigger for any beginner, or low budget FTM. It gave an amazingly realistic bulge. It will also work wonders with people wanting to add a little gender play into their fun. Can be used as part of a party costume also. There are just a few minor things I don't like about the size that the Mr. Limpy small makes up for.
    • Comfortable
    • Easy to use
    • Lots of variety in function

Care and Maintenance

This toy is considerably easy to take care of. They only thing I did was run it under some luke warm water, and grab a little bit of soap. You don't have to scrub, all you have to do is wash it like you are washing your hands. Just lather up the soap and rub it all over until you are confident that it is clean. Then all you have to do is rinse it, again in luke warm water, and when you dry it, don't scrub it with a towel or shirt. All that's going to do is give it a reason to try and rip. Just lightly press down on the wet spots untill there is little to none left. Then grab some cornstarch and shake it in your hand. Pretend it is a piece of meat and you are putting batter on it. Make sure you cover the whole toy. Its okay if it is powdery white for a little bit. It will wear off. If you want to, wash it before you go to bed and put it in a clean drawer. Trust me, you will be lost without the cornstarch. It will get VERY sticky after it gets washed.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The only thing that came with it was the box it came in, the plastic bag it was wrapped in, and a booklet for other Edenfantasys products. Oh, and the free gift I got with it.
    • Discreet looking packaging
    • Good for storage
Follow-up commentary
I have been told that cleaning wise, it is best not to use soap. It will shorten the life of your toys, so I have decided to find a better solution and there are many different things right here on this website that can help me out. As for the product, it is doing great with me.
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  • Contributor: leatherlover
    Thanks for the great review. One thing though, you might not want to use soap, as that can destroy the Superskin.
  • Contributor: LaLaLouise
    Very thorough and well-written review! Gender play is not on my list of interests, but I still love reading about different products, and I love that there are so many products specifically for people who do gender play. I'm sure it was a completely different story 10 or 20 years ago.
  • Contributor: Maxx
    Thank you very much. That means a lot.
  • Contributor: Ms. Spice
    thanks for the great review
  • Contributor: Silverdrop
    Thanks for the review. This one is on my list for gender play.
  • Contributor: Maxx
    thank you
  • Contributor: Bignuf
    Thanks for the review of this most "interesting" item.
  • Contributor: Maxx
    thank you for all of the comments.
  • Contributor: Bbiz
    thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Voir
    Nice thorough review :3 thanks for the tip about the soap. I have all glass toys so I tend to wash with soap/water butt looks like I'll be looking for an alternative.
  • Contributor: LuciFaery
    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: Leo.boi
    Thanks for the review! The stretchiness is a little creepy lol
  • Contributor: Nanuk
    Awesome!
  • Contributor: Blossomforth
    Awesome.
  • Contributor: MuskyMusic
    Great review!
  • Contributor: RabidPizza
    Thanks for this!
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