I was looking for something to add to my collection that was a little different, but a little familiar. This was the first toy that I had that was "realistic," not just a butterfly or bullet. I'm sorry to be the Debbie Downer, but I almost NEVER use it. Let's start out with the good stuff:

First, the size. Going into this product, you know whhat to expect. Seven inches is nothing to sneeze at if you are mildly inexperienced as I was. I was looked to feel filled and aroused; I just felt filled. I think that if this toy had other features, the size would be FANTASTIC! But the size was one of the two good things about it. It was pretty realistic, and there is no way that you could travel with it as a "concealed massager."

Second, the cord and the options of vibe patterns. I liked that I didn't have to have my hand down pushing a button when I needed that extra oomph. The toy has a pretty good-sized cord that leads from the battery pack to the balls. I liked the variety of pulses.

Now, on to why this collects more dust than orgasms.

First, this has a suction cup, which would lead to the assumption that you could stick it to the shower wall and enjoy the elusive solo from-behind action. I tried it on tiles. I tried it on a regular wall. I tried it wet, I dried it dry. This sucker would just NOT STAY UP. I think that this is the most disappointing part of this toy. I bought this thinking I could enjoy bending over and getting it without the hassle of a partner (I know that sounds harsh...).

Second, this just did NOT have the power I needed. I tried to get off by sitting on top of it. (The more I write this review, the more I realize how much time I've spent trying to make this work - much more time that I've spent on some relationships!) I liked the variety of vibes, but the vibes just stayed in the ball area. I needed stronger vibrations throughout to get me off, and actually used a vibe cock ring on it.

Overall, I would NOT suggest this to a friend.