I just recently brought the Squirty Peter Dinger toy by Doc Johnson. I had read many great reviews for it and wanted to give it a try.

I was looking for something different, when I ran across this toy. It looked like it could be interesting. I read the reviews and they all said it was a great toy. What I didn't look at was how large it was. I should have. This thing is pretty large compared to what I'm used to. Out of all the “ejaculating” toys EF has, this one was the cheapest, so I gave it a shot. I do enjoy this feature and would look into seeing if there is something smaller.

How it measures up:
Length-- 8 1/2”
Insert-able length-- 7 3/4”
Circumference-- 5 3/4”
Diameter-- 1 3/4”
Weight-- 1 lb

Another downside I have found with this toy is it's hard to keep clean. EVERYTHING seems to stick to it. Set it on any type of material (bed sheets, clothing, etc) and it will be all over this toy after you pick it up. It's a major downside for me. It didn't come with any form of storage and the plastic packaging wasn't worth keeping. I keep mine wrapped up in a wash cloth and wash it before each use.

The basic functions: It's a large dildo with a squeeze bulb attached by tubing. At the top of the dildo is an opening where the fluid will come out of. When you're ready, squeeze the bulb for the ejaculating feature - it's pretty straight forward.

Lubricants-- You will want to use a water based or silicone lubricant for this toy.

To fill: Put the toy into liquid, squeeze the bulb to bring the liquid into the toy. It's pretty basic and simple to do. However it took me a few times to get enough liquid into it to get a good “shot” out of it.

Shooting Force: There is definitely plenty of force to shoot out the liquid. I've seen a few reviews saying that it wasn't too great, but many others stating otherwise! I guess it all depends on what you like and/or how hard you squeeze the bulb.

Liquid: I used warm water, I'm not sure of what other types of liquid you could use. Whichever you choose, make sure that it is safe since this will be going into your body.

Material and Odor: Made out of rubber (also known as Vinyl Rubber) - the safety rating for this toy is a 3. Since this is a porous material, if you plan on using it for anal or sharing with others, you should use a condom (I know, it defeats the purpose of the product) to insure no bacterial transference. The texture is smooth and does have some ribbing around the top of the toy along with some nubs at the base. When I took it out of the packaging I noticed the normal 'new toy' smell, but after I washed it, this went away.

Cleaning: Rubber is a porous material, so make sure you wash it very well with anti-bacterial soap and water. On top of outside washing don't forget to clean the inside of the tubing and bulb as well. I run soapy water up it (just the way you would if you were filling it), then clear water to make sure its clean and I got all the soap out.

I wouldn't recommend this toy for beginners due to the large size.

I gave this item another try and I'm still not a fan. I don't think I'll ever use it again.