The Topsy Turvy is my first glass toy, it was kind of an impulse buy but definitely one of the best impulse buys I've ever made. One of my friends had been praising glass toys for at least a year before hand, and I was intrigued but always thought they were too expensive. However, I was given a nice amount of money around my birthday last year and found that the Topsy Turvy was nice but relatively inexpensive on the scale of glass toys ($49.99), so I bought it.

It comes in a nice clear box that you can see the toy right through. Unfortunately it does not come with a storage pouch, but my makeshift storage pouch is made of doubled-up lingerie laundry bags and that has seemed to work just fine.

It was definitely bigger than the toys I was used to in both thickness and length. It's about 9 inches long, and as the details said approximately 2/3 of that is insertable. If you are looking to try a glass toy for the first time but don't have much experience with toys to begin with than this probably isn't your best choice. However, if you have some experience with vibrators/dildos and are looking for a new glass toy- you might enjoy this.

As wonderful as it feels inside it can take a little while to get comfortable at first. It's kinda dense and not the most flexible toy, so when you first get it you'll need to work a little to find comfortable ways to use it. It would probably be great for partner play because a partner could easily navigate it inside of you; personally I've found that elevating my hips/butt with pillows and using water-based lube during solo time makes things go quite smoothly...

Which brings me to texture. Although there is some curvy little red pattern inside the toy (painted in, perhaps?) the toy is very smooth and feels quite full inside of you. The head is nice and bulbous with a slight curve for better g-spot angling.

It's not a toy for a quick fix (ex: if your roommate is coming back in five minutes), this won't do the trick. But if you have some alone time (with or without a partner) the Topsy Turvy should prove to be a good time. Despite its denseness and the lack of storage pouch I am giving it five stars, because aside from the very beginning when I was figuring it out I've had nothing but positive experiences with the Topsy Turvy.

This was my first glass toy and is probably still my favorite toy. It is somewhat big and dense, and I still have a tough time getting it in; but, once I do, I *love* it. It has a nice full head, smooth texture, and it's nicely curved. As I said in the review, I find that a pillow or two under my bum and some water-based lube make everything work just fine.