Maybe if i had a little blue pill.
What are you looking for? Dildo or fun play thing? There's a reason it's called Mr.Limpy. If you want a fun toy you can sling at friends then get it, get 3 or 4 and have a Limpy Fight. Cost is nothing compared to the laughs and fun you'll get from it. You want something to get you off? Keep moving, this is not made to be used for penetration of any kind. I mean you wouldn't use marshmallows to penetrate would you?
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Pros
Oh my gosh it feels so yummy in your hands. Nice and squishy.
Cons
Uh... his balls aren't as round as they should be. lol
Follow-up commentary
22 days after original review
Almost a year of use and 100's of slings across the room and pool and still doing the job. My friends have had theirs overstretched as a price to pay for maximun distance but you just gotta be smart about it. If you see the "skin" getting really tight and pink then you should be prepared for it to snap.
As far as uses, its all about perspective, sure it can be used as a "packer" but considering the users who do in fact use it as such complain about smells and limpyness but me and my friends who use it to toss across the room with no complaints like on the manufactures website "oh captain, I've run out of limpys" couldnt be happier. I think theres a weight on whats a better use for it, but of course, use it for whatever you'd like.Its not illegal to use a dildo as a papertowel roll holder so why keep closed about the uses for this.
The manufacturer even recommends it as a paper weight, but of course you wouldnt literally use it as such, but just in case you do just remember to keep it nice and clean and finely powdered so it wont stick to your tax forms and pizza receipt.
I will leave you with words from its creators:
(found on fleajack and fleshlight.com)
Whether you dance with it, play with it, pack it or have a cock fight with friends, the uses for Mr. Limpy™ are limitless.
... you can stretch it, swing it, pull it, pack it, or use it as a "gag" gift, if you know what we mean. Great for bachelor and bachelorette parties or simply left out on your coffee table, Mr. Limpy is a great conversation starter and ice breaker. Frequently used by trans gendered men as a packer. Just don't expect to pitch a tent with it (Mr.Limpy is more of a novelty than a sex toy)
As far as uses, its all about perspective, sure it can be used as a "packer" but considering the users who do in fact use it as such complain about smells and limpyness but me and my friends who use it to toss across the room with no complaints like on the manufactures website "oh captain, I've run out of limpys" couldnt be happier. I think theres a weight on whats a better use for it, but of course, use it for whatever you'd like.Its not illegal to use a dildo as a papertowel roll holder so why keep closed about the uses for this.
The manufacturer even recommends it as a paper weight, but of course you wouldnt literally use it as such, but just in case you do just remember to keep it nice and clean and finely powdered so it wont stick to your tax forms and pizza receipt.
I will leave you with words from its creators:
(found on fleajack and fleshlight.com)
Whether you dance with it, play with it, pack it or have a cock fight with friends, the uses for Mr. Limpy™ are limitless.
... you can stretch it, swing it, pull it, pack it, or use it as a "gag" gift, if you know what we mean. Great for bachelor and bachelorette parties or simply left out on your coffee table, Mr. Limpy is a great conversation starter and ice breaker. Frequently used by trans gendered men as a packer. Just don't expect to pitch a tent with it (Mr.Limpy is more of a novelty than a sex toy)
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I second the corn starch recommendation. It's easy to care for.
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