Long, rough, and hard!

While this guy does have issues standing and the suction cup is worthless and vaginally it leaves little to be desired. Anally it's great! If you have a partner that is willing to help you out it's a 5 star product, but I will leave it with 4 stars due to the issues some might have.
Published:
Pros
THICK! Also has a very good textured feel that is indescribable!
Cons
Heavy, pour suction cup, almost to big! Not the best for vaginal use.
Rating by reviewer:
4
useful review
Okay this is a tough toy to review!

I'll start with the pros. This guy is thick and long! I consider these pros! Now the material different than any other PVC toy I've used before. It's very rough, but in a good way. It has a very textured feel to it creating a vibration feeling during thrusting which really is quite nice! and there is not much of a smell either

Now to the cons. The biggest issue I think every one has with this toy is just how long it is. Sadly this thing is heavy enough to take down a water buffalo at short to medium range! So it makes the suction cup pretty much useless. It can be used but you will need to help hold it up until you get it inside. The other thing about this is its not that great for vaginal use. While it felt great anally for me. My wife on the other hand couldn't stand the texture of it. Thought we both had condoms over it, it just felt awful to her. No matter how much lube we used it just didn't do it for her. Final con which also plays to its size but this thing is tough to hide! a dresser drawer wont do it! Unless of course you plan on using the entire drawer!

This is just a fun fact, but if you read many of my other reviews, you will learn I am one who likes to cut and chop those that don't quite work. This toy has ended in the same fate! Not in a bad way because we still have every piece except half the balls and the suction cup! But I cut it down to about 8 inches in length and fashioned a nice old hair brush into a handle! And cool enough, you can use chocolate melting pots to melt this material down! I used the balls to securely attach the handle! And I'm pretty sure it's the best anal dildo I have! and I also used the rest of the shaft to create a nice little butt plug as well!

But this material is very porous, so make sure to use a condom! and clean it well with soap and warm water before and after each use! It can harbor a ton of bacteria!
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  • Contributor: HomuHomu
    It's so big. *w*
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    Nice review, and jeez that is one big toy. Atleast you could cut it to make it work better for you
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