Mr. Limpy is one of the most popular packers for Transmen, Butch Women, Drag Kings, and all manner of gender variant individuals for a reason. The price is economical, and it fulfills its purpose well. Be mindful in your size choice and you will be pleased.
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Pros
Price, Comfort, Realism if sized and positioned appropriately in your underwear.
Cons
Can be a bit large for smaller guys or those who don't want their package to be offensively large.
Mr. Limpy is a soft packing "dildo" or "packer" designed to give the appearance of a normal package in a man's pants. It is not designed for penetration but it is great for getting spur of the moment blow jobs! It is recommended to secure Mr. Limpy with some sort of packing strap/pouch/harness rather than to wear free in your underwear. Nobody wants their "bits" tumbling down their leg in public.
The good folks at fleshlight have done a wonderful job creating a material that feels just like skin to the touch. Mr. Limpy has no chemical or rubber odors at all. Out of the package it has a very faint powdery smell but it wears off within a day or so. As long as you wash him often he will continue to have no smell but being a porous material and its intended location to be worn it will retain "natural" scents if you forget to wash your balls. Mr. Limpy is also fairly tasteless, unless you have just dusted it with corn starch but even then the taste dissipates within a few seconds.
My only complaint is that the back of the balls are flat, I would like to see them more rounded for an extra bit of realism. Otherwise I have nothing but praise. It sits comfortably and naturally in your chosen securing device and underwear and has about the perfect amount of heft to it.
The small is not exactly small however, while it creates an appropriate sized bulge in baggier pants and cargo shorts the bulge may be a bit much for smaller guys such as myself, especially in slacks or other more form fitting pants. It would be the perfect size for huskier or taller guys as well as drag kings looking for a much more pronounced bulge.
As a packer it functions wonderfully, I also have it on good authority that it passes the "grab test" with flying colors. It fills out the front of your pants well, in the case of some of the smaller guys or tighter pants perhaps a bit too well for every day in my opinion.
After time, wearing and washing it does get a bit sticky, but this is easily remedied. Put a small amount of corn starch into a zip-lock baggie and drop Mr. Limpy inside. Shake it around a bit to get him evenly coated then take out of the bag and roll around in a clean towel to remove the excess. He will feel brand new again. Sometimes getting Mr. Limpy completely clean can be a bit difficult but just stretch him out and apply a little bit of mild soap and the clothing lint comes out of the tiny "skin folds."
As a side note, think before wearing this on an airplane. It will raise a few questions and entertaining/embarrassing situations if you have to go through the full body scanners.
What an amazing review for a first time. Sometimes it helps to add some real measurements to the review especially when you are trying to make a point about size. Otherwise you covered all the bases and taught me something I didn't know about packing!
Do you have a preference for harness for this guy?
I am having outrageous images of full body scans at the airport and a fallen pecker at the grocery store!
Thanks for the review and welcome to the community!
~LaUr3n~
Welcome to eden!
ScottA
Great first review. It sounds like you've had this for a while and it's lasting well, right? Do you do anything special to keep skin oils away from it?
Kayla
Good review. I actually felt the same way about my Mr. Limpy small. The small was oddly large.
TboyTy
Thanks y'all I appreciate the positive feedback. Answers to questions asked: I keep it in a pouch that velcros to the waistband of my underwear to keep it in place and clean. As far as durability goes, they last about a year before they get too floppy and show signs of rubbing against your underwear all day every day.
Mr. & Mrs. Peg
Great review. Welcome to Eden!!
RosesThorns
You rock! Thanks!
bluephyre
Nice review and a rather late welcome to the community
Do you have a preference for harness for this guy?
I am having outrageous images of full body scans at the airport and a fallen pecker at the grocery store!
Thanks for the review and welcome to the community!