Larger than expected

I was excited about bringing this toy into the bedroom; however, due to the fact that it's not enjoyable for us to use due to its size, it's not a great toy for us. Having the toy in hand and our experience with it so far, I definitely think it would be a great toy for individuals who need a larger toy to be satisfied.
Published:
Pros
Large
Realistic features
Cons
Large
Overly firm material
Rating by reviewer:
4
extremely useful review

Use

This toy is best used as a phallic object, which based on its shape, should be pretty self explanatory. The best uses would to provide a second penis in the bedroom for heterosexual couples, a penis-shaped toy for couples that don't bring their own to the bedroom, for solo play for a man or woman looking for a penis-shaped object for penetrating themselves with. It might also be useful for cases where a bit more girth/size is required for enjoyment than your partner can offer. I was surprised at the size of this toy, it is just slightly larger than I am, and it's a difficult toy for either me or my girlfriend to comfortably enjoy.

It does smell/taste a bit weird, so I wouldn't recommend using this toy as a facsimile for a penis to practice oral sex on or to provide the sensation of giving oral. You could use a condom on the toy, but that would likely have similar issues.

The toy seemingly can work with a harness, so if you have a compatible harness to use it as a strap-on, it would work well for this use as well.

The toy is designed with a suction on the end that sticks well to the tile in my shower and smooth wooden surfaces as well; however, it doesn't stick to my walls as they are textured. But if you enjoy shower play being able to use this toy in the shower via the suction might be useful.

The toy looks like a large pink penis, so it is definitely not a toy I would travel with, as it screams 'sex toy' and would definitely get some odd looks from security/others if seen.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

The toy is made of a Phthalate-Free PVC, that is an 8 on the EF safety scale. It is not a completely safe material, so should definitely be used with toy covers or condoms if you are sharing it. I would recommend using a condom on the toy even if you aren't sharing it, which is what we did.

The toy material is a squishy-firm jelly material, it has an odd smell/taste but it isn't so noticeable unless my face is right next to the toy. I also would not recommend using this toy orally but as it's not completely capable of being sterilized and the fact it would be unpleasant.

The toy has raised veins and a realistic penis head that creates the illusion of an erect penis; however, I think these are more noticeable than an actual penis... which can either be a good or bad thing depending on the user. The material is rather grippy and seems like it will collect dust. But due to its grippyness I would expect it to need significant lube if not used with condoms... with condoms it didn't require exceptional amounts of lube to use.
    • Flexible
    • Light odor
    • Porous

Design / Shape / Size

The toy is designed to look like a penis, including realistic head, veining, and a set of testicles at the base. The fact the toy is bright pink is the only facet that really ruins this look. The base also includes a suction cup and seemingly an ability to hook to a harness. This allows it to be used in the shower or against a flat surface hands-free.

It is far from the largest fake penis-shaped sex toy I've seen; however, this toy is not small. It seemed to be about the same size as myself; however, it's firmer than I am even when fully erect, which means the size is more noticeable when inserted. This posed problems for my girlfriend, who already struggles accommodating my size during sex, so we found the toy to be a bit uncomfortable to use due to its size; however, if you are one who needs significant size/girth to enjoy a dildo, then this might be a good moderately-sized toy option.

It is very obvious that this is a sex toy as mentioned previously, so I would not travel with this toy.

Performance

I really liked how well the toy stayed affixed to my shower wall when I tried the suction on the shower tiles... considering this toy is rather heavy for its size, it stayed attached for over 15 minutes before becoming detached. If I had added moisture to the seal I assume it would have stayed attached longer... this leads to this toy being a great option if you wanted to use affixed to a shower wall or other surface that the suction attaches.

Honestly, we've gotten minimal use out of this toy as it's really too large for us to enjoy. This isn't a bad thing, but it means it's not a toy well suited for us. I know quite a few women that need a larger "toy/penis" to enjoy vaginal penetration and this would be a great toy for them.

Care and Maintenance

As we use the toy with condoms and water-based lube, the toy is very easy to clean. I currently just have it standing up right on top of our toy dresser in the closet. My only concern is the toy seems sticky and I haven't noticed any so far, but feel as though it might pick up dust easily over time. As the toy is not silicone, it might be able to work with a larger range of lubes than just water-based ones, but as that's all I have on hand... that's all we've used it with. I would recommend trying out any lubes you are worried about on the base balls of the toy that aren't the suction cup or part that would rub against your body first to see if there is a negative reaction before using.

I wouldn't leave this toy next to other jelly toys as they have been known to react.

Packaging

The toy came in a clear plastic bag, with no instructions/information included. The packaging can not be used for storage and as it's clear and quite apparent what the toy is I would not use it as a gift either.

Packaging
    • Minimal
    • Not discreet
Follow-up commentary
It really is too big for us to use... But honestly, when you want a large pink dildo to stick on the shelf/wall for a laugh, this is perfect :)
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears
    Well, it is colorful though
  • Contributor: MrClark
    Looks awesome stuck on the wall or a table... when we first got it, I stuck it to the wall off the shower to surprise my girlfriend as a joke (as she usually goes to shower upon getting home).
  • Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears
    Col, A lot of us males do that.
    Sometimes I leave several. Never know what mood she's in.

    Of course they leave it in there for us men to clean up.
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