"Kong the Realistic" is the first true-to-life vibrating dildo I have ever used. I found the packaging to be whimsical, with a scene of modern day New Yorkers fleeing from a massive penis. The box states that this product was molded after a real stud’s member.

I opened the box and removed the dildo. This was truly a monster. Measuring in at nine and a half inches in length, it was quite heavy. Kong was fashioned with a soft, rubbery texture. The details were simply amazing. From the circumcised head to the hair-implanted base, Kong looked exactly like the real thing. Lines and vein bulges ran throughout the shaft, lending a bluish tint and hinting at engorgement beneath the skin.

I bent the dildo, and it folded nearly in half, with some resistance. I found it to be both pliable and sturdy. I pulled lightly on the hair around the base of the unit and was surprised to find it came out easily. I placed Kong into my mouth and could only get the width and length of its head to fit. Next, I lay back upon the bed and, using lots of lubricant, pushed Kong slowly into my vagina.

I could still only insert the head, just above the shaft, but the feelings were very pleasurable. I removed the dildo from my vagina and inserted batteries into the attached case. I placed Kong back into my vagina and started the vibrator dial. Kong shivered from base to tip and sent waves of strong vibration throughout.

I found Kong to be a wonderful addition to any bedroom repertoire. Kong’s massive size provides variety and fun and an enjoyable means for vaginal conditioning. The vibrations are both variable and intense. The product is realistic in both visual and sensual aspects. Overall, I enjoyed Kong immensely.