The Jollie firm doesn't look like your average dildo, it's only vaguely cock shaped and looks more like a thick slug, mid-crawl rather than a penis. It has a ridged handle with a hole through it that can be used to achieve a firm grip or to secure a vibrating bullet. Its surface is smooth, cool, and silky feeling. Made of silicone, it can be boiled for sterilization, or if you prefer a warm toy. Once the Jollie Firm is in place, the handle rests snugly against your clit, making me wish I had placed a bullet inside the handle for added stimulation.

Now, I consider myself something of a size queen, but at first I had a difficult time with the Jollie. It hurt. Granted I was sore from a bout of rough sex, but even a week later I felt the hump (a g-spot pressure point) below the head of the Jollie pressing uncomfortably against my pubic bone when I tried to insert it. I decided to wait until my soreness subsided and try again. A week later, it still was hard to insert and disappointed, I aborted again.

But I found my patience and waited until this morning. Lo and behold, success. And well worth the wait. I enlisted the aid of an eager friend, who thoughtfully and thoroughly fucked me and then went down on me until I came. Being the greedy girl I am, I wasn't quite satisfied. It was the ideal time for the Jollie. I was relaxed, wet, and open.

I rubbed some lube onto its humped shaft and placed it at the entrance to my pussy, pushing gently until it popped into place. There was a hint of discomfort which vanished, replaced by a wonderful feeling of fullness, once the Jollie Firm was situated. The bulbous shape that had just made it difficult to get past my pubic bone was now pressed against my g-spot and the tip slid under my cervix. The handle rested against my clit, making it a pressing need for me to push and rub and slide it over my slickness.

The Jollie is not designed as a thrusting dildo, though nothing prevents you from doing so if you desire. Its unique and wonderfully executed design is meant to keep you feeling filled while you thump on the flange and absorb the reverberations that pulse down the shaft.

As I lay thumping and pushing on the flange, I got more and more excited. I needed to play with my clit. I was so wet I had to hook my fingers through the hole in the handle in order to keep rubbing the ridged nub against my clit.

Another interesting thing about the Jollie is its ability to stay firmly in place. The Jollie is contoured so that it stays right where you put it, functioning somewhat like a butt plug|Butt Plugs: Tristan by Vixen Creations. I was able to walk with it and sit down in a chair. Walking around with it inside me caused intense sensations throughout my entire pelvis especially when one leg crossed slightly in front of the other. I hated the fact that I was already late for work and had to call an end to my experimentation.

Though the Jollie took some time and effort to get used to, it was time well spent. I can see it fast becoming a favorite toy. Since all women are unique, and because I was coming off an injury, you may not encounter the trouble I had with insertion. If you're at all concerned, don't forgo the Jollie altogether; order the Jollie soft which is meant for those craving that full feeling but with more flexibility. And should you run into a bit of discomfort, persevere; relax, use a smaller dildo, bring yourself to orgasm, and try again. You'll be glad you did.