Boy oh boy, is Johnny a big boy! Its circumference is a whopping six inches and its diameter is two and a quarter or a half. When I received my package, I was a bit intimidated, but after just one session, I give Johnny an almost perfect rating of four out of five stars.

Pros:

Johnny is extremely realistic looking. It has three dimensional veins, detailed ridges under the head and on the balls, and a modest urethral opening. As a trans-person who prefers a realistic cock, this guy more than met my standards. It has a flat base which makes it perfect for a strap on (although does not fit in my harness, The Syd – it’s just too big).

The slight curve of the Johnny hit my g-spot wonderfully. I felt so full and nice while using The Johnny. Not only was my g-spot being stimulated, but the rest of my cunt was stretched tightly around it and very happy.

I simply love the size of this toy. It is huge! It took a lot of lubrication, based on its size, but it was entirely worth it.  I was a bit worried to try it out initially, but after I warmed myself up with a smaller toy, Johnny had no struggle at all. I do not recommend this toy for beginners or those with small frames; this toy does not mess around.

Cons: The packaging for starters. I know I am picky about this trivial area, but come on! For a seventy dollar cock you would think Vixen Creations could offer a bit more than a see-through shoe-box. It wasn’t even secure in the box, it was just floating in between plastic.

Secondly, I would have preferred that the veins on the Johnny were airbrushed blue; everything else is so realistic, I feel it would only make sense to go the simple extra inch.

Another issue I have with this toy is its base. It is way too big for most strap ons, so why not have a suction cup base or hole for a bullet?