John is not my Holmie

John Holmes is just too much for me, but I could see it being heavenly for the right person. Just too much girth for me! This product scaled down a notch would be the ideal dildo for me, luckily they make them!
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Pros
Texture for the win! I wish they all felt like this!
Cons
Better suction cup
Rating by reviewer:
3
extremely useful review

Use

I would say this is best used with a partner. The length and girth are the biggest I have ever experienced, and I think it is hard to manipulate on your own. If you want to use it solo and you have long legs, you may be able to kneel, but the average person will have to squat. The suction cup is a plus for this, but due to the weight (2 lbs), I found that it would not easily stay horizontally (shower wall), but worked on the edge of a bathtub (vertically). Trying to use it yourself in the missionary position can work if you prop yourself up with some pillows, but you better have a strong hand and wrist because this thing gets heavy quickly. I tried John Holmes a few times with my partner, and it was best with him in charge. I had to take this slow, due to size, so my partner helped me with that and worked off my cues.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Gender play
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Tub/shower/pool

Material / Texture

The best part of this John Holmes Cock is the texture. It is a trademarked material called Ultraskyn, and it is the most realistic, skin-like, dildo I have experienced. So much so that I got rid of some others I had and ordered more of the Doc Johnson brand made with Ultraskyn. It is soft when you grip it, and if you follow the directions for care, it will stay super soft. This dildo does have veins, but not too prominent. Not sure you’d want them more prominent anyway, with the larger size. This product was odor-free.
    • Flexible
    • No odor

Design / Shape / Size

I think the design of this product is good, but for the more experienced user with larger sized toys. I thought that was me, but this is out of my league. The first time my partner and I tried it, I had quite a lot to drink, so maybe was a bit numb. My partner got me acquainted with it in the missionary position, and then he held it so I could take it for a ride. I did enjoy it, but on subsequent less inebriated occasions, I could not decide if it was more pleasurable or painful. I was able to orgasm each use, but I orgasm pretty easily. It just isn’t my favorite. Another downside to using it with a partner is that it does stretch you out quite a bit. My partner is a decent size, but not many can compare to John Holmes. When we would switch from this to intercourse, it was a little less enjoyable than normal due to the stretch. My partner never complained, but I know he could feel it if I could.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Performance

By far, the best feature of this dildo is the texture. It does have a suction cup, but I think laying down is the easiest way to use this product. It is harness compatible as well, but I did not try that. Keep in mind that it is 2 lbs.
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

I wash the toy with the Eden toy cleaner. After it is clean, I use cornstarch, which restores that lifelike smooth texture. I store it in the Doc Johnson bag that came with the product, in a cool dark spot. Better have a big hiding spot, though, if discretion is a factor. I use water-based lube, and needed a lot of it for this!
    • Difficult to store
    • Easy to clean
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