Let me just say it right off the bat: I'm sure the Jake Tanner Colt Gear realistic dildo by California Exotics is the biggest toy I've ever reviewed. It's monstrously huge. If a man with a cock this big came on to me, I'm not sure if I'd rip off my clothes, run screaming the other way, or call the media.

This is one massive dildo. The total length of the toy is a full ten inches, with an insertable length (if you can take it) of about eight inches. I know that eight inches doesn't seem that huge. But the kicker with this toy is the girth of about 6 1/2 inches. It's about the same size as my forearm. It's so filling that the extra length is almost useless, unless you want to use it as a handle to, you know, ram it in there. To each their own.

The lifelike ridges and veins on the toy add a lot of stimulation, but the suction cup base wouldn't stick to anything in my entire house except for the glass top dining table, and you can bet your ass I'm not climbing up there. In short, the suction cup is worthless. Unless you want to stick it to someone's windshield at a bachelorette party.

The dildo weighs in at almost a pound and a half of TPR, which is a slightly porous material. So if you plan of sharing your behemoth cock, please use a condom (if you can find one that will fit). The problem that the weight of the toy posed for me was that after I spent all that time getting "warmed up" so that I could try and take on this bad boy, it was so heavy that it wouldn't stay where I wanted it. Luckily, as I said before, there is enough excess length that I could use it as a handle to, uh, put it in it's place.

Overall, this is a well made toy, albeit heavy and gigantic. The ridges and veins are a really nice touch, and the TPR material they used isn't as strong smelling as some other TPR items I've purchased in the past. I'd say if the size is appealing to you, it's a good option.