Women must run screaming from Jake Tanner when he undresses. Not from his looks or anything, no, he's attractive, but when you have a cock that would make a THUNK sound against your leg if you turn to the side too quickly, that's just...a little scary to me.

When I ordered this product, the description of the diameter was 1.25 inches. Thinking to myself "Oh, that's not too bad, certainly rather slim." I proceeded onwards. And here it is, currently sitting in my lap, and it is the size of my wrist. I'm not even kidding! Around the flared edge of the tip, it measures a full inch wider than described. That's 2.25 inches at its widest insertable point! Not something my body can take.

Regardless, I venture on with the review, since outside of feel, I can tell you absolutely everything about this toy.

TPR is a welcome material sometimes. Most TPR toys I've had never have an overwhelming scent nor feel too rubbery. On the downside, it can be rather stiff, and it is certainly very porous, so a condom is your best bet when using this dildo. Just be sure you get the magnums. Good lord.

With this kind of material, though, it's very easy to get near-lifelike quality in an inexpensive dildo. Of course, no dildo can ever come close to the true feel of a real penis, materials like this and Cyberskin come very close, so in the end you're left with curves and veins and flared edges just like reality but with a slightly rubbery feel, which isn't terrible at all.

Be glad that they included a suction cup as well, because this monster certainly can be ridden! It's a solid piece of material, so it's VERY heavy, but being solid, it stands straight up when you use the suction cup (or straight out, if placing it on the wall is your thing!).

In the end, this dildo proved simply much too big for my body to take. Against the skin, all lubed up, it feels fantastic, but it's ridiculously big. Unless you're stretched and ready for it, this toy could seriously hurt you, so be warned! This dildo is absolutely NOT for beginners, whether used anally or vaginally.

Or orally! I'm sure your jaw would hurt even trying...