Jagger Was Wrong About Satisfaction

The Ultimate Satisfier will indeed ultimately satisfy any intermediate to advanced user. Its high quality borosilicate glass construction, along with its textured shaft and easy to grip base, makes this a great toy to add to the toy chest of those looking for something a bit larger than average. Textured veins add a sensation to vaginal and anal play alike.
Published:
Pros
Easy to clean
Material
Easy to grip base
Texture
Cons
Texture (may be a con for some)
Pouch could use padding
Rating by reviewer:
5
extremely useful review

Use

The Ultimate Satisfier by Eden Toys is a glass dildo that can be used in a variety of ways. It can be used by anyone for vaginal or anal use, and is great for solo, couple use, or in a harness for pegging and gender play. The glass dildo can be warmed or cooled in a bowl of warm water or ice water for use in temperature play, and can be used wherever you choose, as there aren't any batteries or other mechanical parts to worry about with this toy. This means that you can bring the toy in the shower, tub, pool or whatever other place you'd like. Being that this is a fairly large toy, I wouldn't recommend traveling with it if you are easily embarrassed, as it's a realistic dildo, and as stated, quite large to pack in a suitcase or carry-on.

The Ultimate Satisfier can be used for both g-spot and p-spot play, and can be used safely anally due to the shape of the base. When thrusting, make sure to use caution as glass toys can bruise the cervix and other sensitive tissues. Never use flogging toys around the genitals when a glass toy is inserted, as this could cause potential injury.
  • Who / How / What
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    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Everyone
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
    • Campus/roommate living
    • Tub/shower/pool
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • Anal
    • G-spot
    • P-spot

Material / Texture

This dildo is made from clear borosilicate glass and is completely rigid. Glass is non-porous, hypoallergenic, latex and phthalate-free. Glass does not have any tastes or scents associated with it, and is great for users who have sensitivities. Obviously, glass doesn't bend, so this toy will not feel realistic in use and will not be forgiving like other materials. The Ultimate Satisfier is cold to the touch when first taken out of the pouch that it comes with, but it quickly warms to body heat or when placed in a bowl of warm water.



The toy does have texture, and this adds to the overall stimulation when in use. There are realistic styled veins on the shaft of the toy, and the head has a realistic coronal ridge. There are 16 veins in all, and these can be felt prominently when the toy is thrust in and out. This texture on the dildo is great for intermediate to advanced users who love the way textures add to the internal stimulation, but it may not be for everyone. The glass feels smooth to the touch, and the surface is quite slippery, lacking drag like silicone or other materials.
    • Harness compatible
    • No odor
    • Not porous at all

Design / Shape / Size

The Ultimate Satisfier is designed realistically to look like a human penis. It has what mimics a urethral opening, a coronal ridge, and textured veins along the shaft. The base resembles testicles and makes for a great grip and allows this toy to be used for anal penetration safely. This base of the toy also makes it capable for harness play, and it will fit in most o-ring style harnesses. The size of the toy is meant for intermediate to advanced users, and beginners will need to work their way up to this larger toy.

The toy has an overall length of 8 inches with an insertable length of 7 inches. It measures 5-1/2 inches in circumference around the coronal ridge and 5-1/4 inches around the shaft. The Base measures 3-1/2 inches in length. My index and thumb can fit around the shaft and touch together at the fingertips to give and indication of the girth this toy has.



The size and shape of this toy make it perfect for g-spot stimulation, and may even stimulate the p-spot in men if used anally. The head rubs against the vaginal walls smoothly while the textured veins carry out a sensation all of their own. This toy is definitely not something to travel with due to the realism it represents in design.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Performance

The girth of this toy alone is enough for stimulation. It creates a full feeling when combined with the heft of the glass. This heft also makes the arm grow tired quicker when gripping onto it and thrusting by hand whether in solo or couple play. Along with the texture of the coronal ridge and the veining, this toy rubs against the g-spot in a come-hither motion while thrusting it, and makes for some really nice orgasms. The length is also a factor, as the toy can rub against the cervix as well, and this feels nice when the toy is warmed or cooled down in a bath of water.

The toy holds up in a harness well, but one has to be careful when thrusting into their partner as the toy can and will bruise tissues with it's rigid nature. Very little lubricant is required with this toy, as the surface is slick as is, and can easily be used without lubricant if the person is aroused enough.
    • Easy to use
    • Not discreet at all

Care and Maintenance

Caring for glass is simple and hassle-free. You can wash the toy in warm, soapy water, wipe it down with a toy wipe or toy cleaner, put it in the top rack of the dishwasher (without detergent), boil it, or bleach it with a 10% bleach (90% water) solution. All of these methods would be sufficient in cleaning the surface of any fluids, oils or lubricants left behind. When cleaning around the textures and the coronal ridge beneath the head, use a soft-bristled brush to make sure you're removing all of the debris. Once cleaned, allow the toy to air-dry or dry it with a soft cloth to ensure it doesn't become scratched.

Always check the toy for chips, scratches, or any other flaws in the material. If any are found discard the toy immediately. Do not risk being cut or scratched internally by a broken glass toy. Visits to the ER can be avoided with common sense.

All lubricants are compatible with this toy, so choose whatever you like and have fun. Just be sure that if you use a lubricant with this toy, that any and all other toys you may use are also compatible with the lubricant of choice to avoid reactions.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Packaging

The box the toy was shipped in was a plain, cardboard box with only the shipping addresses labeled. Inside of the shipping box there were air pillows that protected the toy from bumping or moving around during transit. There was no indication as to what was being shipped inside of the box labeled on the outside, and Edenfantasys did not show up anywhere on the box. Along with the toy, there was a packaging slip enclosed in case I had trouble with the toy or the order. There are a certain number of days in which you can make a claim about your package, which will be printed on the slip.



The toy itself came packaged inside of a red, velveteen pouch. The pouch is thin in nature, but will cover the toy and protect it from minor scratches. Inside of the pouch, the toy was wrapped in bubble wrap to further protect it. You may keep this wrap and the pouch, or recycle both. All packaging is recyclable if you'd like to toss it.

If gifting this toy to someone, pick out a nice gift box or gift bag, as the pouch isn't fancy enough to simply gift as is.
    • Good for storage
    • Minimal
    • Recyclable
Follow-up commentary
We love all of our glass toys, even the not-so-great ones because they're easy to clean. This one was a wonderful addition to our collection. From the sheer size alone to the way it feels when inserted with the textures, this is the ultimate satisfier.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: OH&W, Lovebears
    Wow, it's a piece of art.
    Thanks for the great review.
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    Good review!
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    Thank you both for reading and voting!
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