So when I ordered my last dildo, the Super Ballsy Jr Cock, I was surprised to find a thick 6 incher for something called 'Jr'. Simply put, I was impressed. Somehow when I saw the words 'Mini Cock' I thought alright! I'm going to get something just big enough to enjoy, but not too big. I'm not a fan of HUGE dildos. I find them uncomfortable for the most part; anything between 5-6 inches is right up my alley.

Now picture my face when I open the box to find a 3 inch cock staring back at me. Guess I should have read the details on this one before ordering it, huh?

I refuse to believe it's 3 inches because it looks so small. I swear it's the size of my pinky finger! Upon opening it, I noticed this toy has a fruity scent, but I think it's the material and is not supposed to smell like fruit salad. But it's a pleasant smell at least, I've had worse.

I don't know WHY someone would use this on themselves, but if you do, remember to use a condom if you plan on sharing with a friend (psh, your friend won't even want it!) because this material cannot be sterilized. Good luck finding a condom that'll fit it properly.

The 'Mini Cock' would make a fabulous gag gift for a friend or co-worker, and, that's about it. What can you really do with 3 inches? I'd rather use my own fingers. Not to mention, it's not very stiff. What's worse than a small cock, a limp one! BOO!

There's also a creep factor to this cock as well. Sorry, but it looks like the private parts of a small child, or a little person. There's just something not right about this one.

Of course, this thing was a joke to start with. It's just way too small to do anything with. Made a good gag gift though!!