After the debacle with my small Mr Limpy, I reluctantly ordered an xtra small. It's a packer for anyone who wants to sport a modestly sized bulge in the bedroom or in town. It is not used for penetration but can be modified to make an STP from. You can if you have the addition of a medicine spoon, some tubing, and a very steady hand.

The Mr Limpy is squishy. It is really squishy. It's nice to have a grab of, and soft enough to stroke. The downside is that it doesn't feel particularly real. I have unfortunately not been crotch-grabbed while wearing it (yet, damn it, yet!) so I can't tell if it passes the squeeze test or not.

There have been comments about the smell of these packers, but I found mine to be odor-neutral. After a couple hours packing, it just smelled like me. I really liked that about this toy, it was perfect.

The other Mr Limpy was very sticky, but this one is much less so. It is still a bit of a lint trap, but not too bad at all.

The balls are a little too big for the size of the packer, which means that the dick sticks straight up. This is not a great look by any means. The overall size is perfect otherwise, though the size queen in me might have liked another half inch.

The head of the cock has a small flaw, a 1cm long bubble indentation. It's not too noticeable, and not at all noticable through underwear. (Query - why are there no uncircumcised packers?)

It's discreet enough to wear even with people who don't know I am packing, but it's a nice bulge in tight jeans.

The best bit about this toy is probably the size. As opposed to the "small" one, I don't feel as if eveyone's looking at my crotch when I'm wearing it. It is very comfy, even when squished on public transport. (Note: transboys, don't sit with your legs apart, you know how awkward it makes the person next to you!)

It's harness compatible, but my strap-on harness felt too bulky when I wore it. I made my own jock-strap harness out of an old pair of undies and that works really well.

It is easy to clean, just lukewarm water - No soap! - and leave it to dry in the sun. I chuck it into a resealable sandwich bag when I'm not wearing it. I haven't had to do the cornstarch thing yet, but will do if it gets too tacky.

I found out one great thing about this toy when I was wondering which undies I could wear it with. I'm not the right shape for guys boxer-briefs, and I was concerned that I would either have to be uncomfortable or shell out for more jocks. But no! There are women's y-front style undies with a little pouch where the opening would be on guys y-fronts. The packer fits in there perfectly. This is awesome - it's in a good place, it's not sticking up, there's no need for a harness. Since the packer is wedged in there pretty tight, there's no risk of dropping it on the floor in the toilets. You don't have to fiddle with it to use a separate STP.