The Super is a beast of a dildo. It's made of shimmering blue silicone, but isn't as bright as it looks on the product page. It's got a slight hint of violet mixed in with the blue, which is gorgeous. The Super comes in a clear plastic clamshell package with an insert that touches on the toy's features, but doesn't provide instructions for care or cleaning.

I'll borrow Luscious Lily's term “hyper-realistic” to describe The Super. Its head, veins, and balls are all quite pronounced and somewhat detailed. The head and balls are perfectly smooth, while the top of the shaft is veiny and the underside sports one long ridge. The Super is easily bent, but I wouldn't call it a floppy dildo. Its squishiness is about the same as Vixen's regular silicone, and there's a good bit of drag to The Super's surface.

Did I mention this toy is big? Well, it is. The Super is about the same width as the Vixen LoneStar, but The Super's shaft has over an inch more of insertable length. While the silicone has a bit of give to it, it certainly has more firmness than VixSkin. I couldn't ignore The Super's texture during use like I can ignore LoneStar's.

Because of all that texture, The Super isn't a good thrusting toy for me. Plus, the head ridge will catch on my pubic bone if I'm not careful. It's quite an exercise to get it inside me in the first place. To prepare myself I used Scrudy, followed by LoneStar. After those two toys, I finally felt about half-ready for The Super. Not surprisingly, I felt quite full once it was in, and could take all but the last inch or so of the shaft. I enjoy The Super by using gentler motions, rotating the shaft, and tilting the base.

Speaking of the base, it's quite nice. The Super's base makes this toy anal safe *gulp* and harness compatible, but you'll need a pretty large o-ring for it. While it doesn't have a suction cup, it's very sturdy and stays put well on flat surfaces. I liked standing The Super upright on my bed and kneeling over it so I could bounce on it, cowgirl style. The extra length really helps out for this position, and its heft keeps it in place. The only downside to having so much length is that I can't slap those beautiful blue balls against my ass as I play with The Super. And if that's the only negative aspect about this toy's design, then it's doing really well.

Because other people had wondered whether this toy was made of silicone, I burned two matches against its base. The matches caused some sooting, but the material didn't melt or soften at all. Since it is a silicone toy, don't use silicone-based lubricants with it. You can clean it with soap and water, a 10% bleach solution, or with toy cleaner. Boiling it for three minutes should disinfect it, if you are sharing between partners. However you choose to clean it, make sure to wash the area of the base where “Doc Johnson” is imprinted, because fluids can easily build up there.

Even though I rated The Super four stars, my rating is a reflection of my experience instead of the toy itself. I don't think there's anything wrong or poorly designed about The Super, and I absolutely love the blue color. As much as I like it, I can't just grab it and go have fun, and it's not something I want my partner to use on me, so overall it's not my favorite dildo. But it's still awesome, and performs quite well when I want to play with a really large toy.