** Overview **

Doc Johnson is at it again with their new addition of the Ballsy Super Cock vibrating dildos. Ballsy comes in three sizes: the 6" with a 1 1/2" diameter, 7" with a 1 3/4" diameter, or 9" with a 2" diameter. The ballsys come in black or beige and all are made from Sil-A-Gel.

I have the 7" beige and it's not half bad. This toy is best used for vaginal use. Clitoral stimulation is possible, but I urge you to stay away from anal use. The Sil A Gel is attracts dust and debris extremely easy and isn't the best material for anal play in my opinion.

Condoms should be used with this toy!

** Design/Size **

As mentioned above, Ballsy comes in 3 different sizes to match a wider variety of users. Doc Johnson seems to like their toys on the larger side, but the 6" Ballsy is designed for those who don't like monster cocks. The 7" has an actual length of 8" counting the ballsy base. 7" are insertable, of course, and the diameter is a nice 1 3/4".

The shaft is designed with thick veins that give a ribbed texture while thrusting, and they can most definitely be felt. The head is very pronounced and also has a nice ribbed feel to it. This is great for texture lovers.

The balls act as a base and extend out about 2 1/4 ". Unfortunately they have no weight and do not help the ballsy to stand on its own. They are mainly there for realism, but they do work great as a handle for thrusting.

A bullet is inside of the shaft at the bottom and is NOT removable. Don't try to pull it out or you may ruin your toy! The bullet is also wired to the controller, making this toy available for dry land only( no water!).

The cord for the controller is very short, measuring in at just over 2 ft long. The controller itself is small and will fit in the palm of your hand very well. It's made of plastic but it has a nice velvety feel to it.

** Material/Care **

The ballsys are made of Sil-A-Gel which is a form of PVC. It feels like a mix between rubber and putty, but it's not too pliable. It does not retain heat well and breaks down very easily. It has a sticky texture (although it isn't literally sticky) and smells horrible.

Have you ever smelled a port-a-potty? Have you ever smelled vagina? They don't mix well. Throw in a hint of rubber and some lube and you have yourself a dainty little scent of dildo.

Great care needs to be taken with ballsy due to the aforementioned issues with the Sil-A-Gel. It needs to be washed well after every use with soap and water. Rinse it even better, and let it air dry in its package or a ziploc bag. Keeping the package is recommended; a solid plastic shell will do the best to keep this toy clean and free of debris.

Do not get the controller wet, and try your best to keep the area surrounding the bullet dry as well. The material, although it appears to be sealed around the bullet, is not air tight and water could indeed get inside.

**Functions/Performance **

Ballsy, being a realistic dildo vibrator(although in my opinion, if it vibrates, it's a vibrator!), comes with 7 functions of "vibratory bliss": the usual low, medium, and high steady buzz; the usual three pulsation patterns(slow escalating pulse, quick pulse, and super quick pulse); and another high, steady vibration for climax.

The bullet is located in the head and a wire is threaded through the rest of the shaft, making the vibrations stronger at the top and weaker at the bottom. In fact, they don't really carry to the bottom at all. If you like vibration with your g spot stimulation this should satisfy you. If you are looking for clitoral stimulation this probably won't do the trick(provided you like deep vibrations and not clit numbing buzz vibrations). I must say that the vibrations are super quiet, however. The Sil A Gel muffles the sound pretty good.

The toy functions best as a dildo, and the material and texture feel great for thrusting. It doesn't really feel realistic, but it doesn't feel fake either. It's a mixture of the two---definitely something different.

Again, the smell is horrible and keeps this toy in the back of my drawer. Add the weak material and the short life it is bound to have, and you have a no go from me.