Well we asked for our first “surprise me” review and I can honestly say “I was surprised!” This dildo just looks over the top. The bright pink and “wavy” design really grabs your attention and I started to think this will be really fun to try. After holding it, while still in the packaging, I became intimidated quickly. This thing is HUGE!

Belladonna's “massive dildo” is shipped in clear plastic clam-shell packaging with some flashy letter graphics, no girly models. Upon opening it I notice an interesting scent. It smells like bubble gum and I figure that was intended to cover up the SilaGel (TPR) material scent. I was correct and after handling it for a while, the bubble gum scent began to fade and it started to smell like an old inner tube… Yuck! This thing is also very heavy. It appears to be solid and probably weighs a couple of pounds easy. It is soft to the touch however, firm enough that it does not bend or distort much from its original shape. It is 7” long and has 3 ridges which take the diameter out to a hefty 2” diameter. Both ends are very blunt and not quite like the picture on EF shows one end to be more bullet like.

Most all my toys are silicone or glass so I am comfortable to give my new toys a scrub down in hot water with a liberal amount of anti-bacterial soap. This dildo is made of TPR which is pourous - so I determined that extra safety precautions are a priority. Sterilization in boiling water for 5 minutes did the trick and it also made the unpleasant smell subside. It is also recommended that if you are sharing TPR material toys that you should use condoms on them if you don't want to sterilize them between uses. TPR is very durable and is shown to be compatible with most lubricants, even silicone.

The size of this dildo is generous to say the least. Those new to sex toys may have a difficult time with it. If size is your thing, then you should try this dildo. The package also says something about being great for anal play and I can only say “yikes!”

OK! I actually contemplated not trying this dildo at all. For me it's just too big. During a very passionate lovemaking session with my husband, I was determined that I could conquer this thing. My husband was eager to help as well. We were playing with various sized toys, so that helped me work up to this one. After lubing it up well with Maximus, my hubby managed to slip it in past the first ridge. I'm not a size queen so I experienced some stretching that I was not sure was very pleasurable.. As my husband began to stroke it in and out, then I was sure that the drastic feeling of the ridges was uncomfortable. That was it for me!

Over the past months I gave this monster a shot or two during some particularly steamy passion sessions. The end result was the same, it's just too large for me. A funny story is I threatened to use it on my poor hubby's little ass during some BDSM play. I never heard a safe word come out of his mouth so fast. Nice to know I'm not the only one scared of this thing. If you are a size addict then give this one a try. It may always remain a challenge for me!