Out of many others, this is—beyond doubt and without contest—my favorite toy to date. Let's start with a little bit of history. My very first "sex toy" was actually just a long thin tube of glass that I had blown in a high school science class to have a small, bulbous, closed end. It kind of looked like a glass pipe the likes of which some might use to smoke clear shards of chemicals (only without the hole in the bulb). I discovered one day that when pushed inside me, it would hit beautifully on this one little spot and it felt sooo good. This was the birth of my love for glass toys. Let me tell you a few reasons why I love it so much.

Glass is the easiest material to clean and sanitize (many other materials can't be sanitized at all). Glass never holds scents nor stains. It's extremely durable. Some people see glass and freak out, thinking, "What if it breaks inside me? Oww!" Believe me when I say that this will not happen. The only way you're going to break this thing is if you are trying to, intentionally hurling it with all your might into the street. I've dropped it a few times in the shower and I was far more worried about my toes than about my beloved toy.

Glass is also great for temperature play as it can be easily and safely heated and cooled. If you want to try it warm, you can either drop it into a bowl of warm water or pop it in the microwave for a few, perhaps with a wet washcloth wrapped around it. Just be careful; glass will get very hot. I like to put mine in the freezer for a little while before play. If you've not ever played with ice or the like, you should try it out sometime; the sensation is wonderful.

First, you get that instant shock of the ice-cold, dry, frosted glass pressing against your warm and wet little hole, sending delicious chills up your spine as you bite your lip and press harder. The thin layer of frost melts as it makes contact with your wet warmth and helps the glossy and sleek glass slide in further. As it does so, the ridges on this particular toy make their purpose known to a beginner and do just the job an advanced player wants.

Guys and dolls, this is it. If you want shouting P/G-spot orgasms, look no further. That curve at the long end is perfect for this job. The other end makes for a great handle, but it's also an amazing and totally different feel (again, in both holes). Ladies, if using the long end inside you, rub the nubby end over your clit while you move it up and down and you will know ecstasy. It will get all three hot spots—clit, opening, and g-spot—all at once.

This is my go-to toy and I don't doubt that it will become many of yours, as well, given the chance. I've had it four months and it's been used at least 10x more than any other toy I currently own. I even take it in the shower with me, even if I don't want to use it in a sexual way; I take it in to clean it and to get myself extra squeaky clean.

I can't tell you enough how much I love this. At X-mas time, when I was looking at different dildos, I came across this one—which was moderately priced and glass—and I thought it was really cute. To me, it looked like a little, puffy, baby penguin sitting atop a Christmas stocking. I could tell by looking at it that it was specifically created for maximum pleasure in every hole and I simply had to have it above all the others. As you can tell, I have no regrets.

Use it with any lube you want. Clean it any way you want (soap & water, toy cleaner, dishwasher, et cetera—just be sure to clean it, as with any other toy). Share it with whomever you want and between any holes you want (but again, clean in between changes to and from any holes and/or partners). I use this one in my mouth, my cunt, and my ass, and I love it for all three.

I use it in my bed and in the shower. I'd take it with me on trips. It's just glass; it's not like it will set off any metal detectors or anything, and it's super-cute. It's so heavy-duty that you could even use it in self-defense! The only way I've used it as a weapon, though, has been on myself. If you like it rough, this is a terrific choice. If you don't, it's still a terrific choice.

Sometimes when using this, I'll put it inside me, positioned just how I like it, and squeeze with my thighs, grinding hard against it and pushing it in and out. While I do this, I'll slip a bullet between my lips to buzz and rub my clit while this wonderful glass dildo warms inside me, rubbing and tickling my g-spot so very well. I can always come fast with this toy, no matter which way I'm using it.

Buy this. Leave a comment. Let me know what your favorite things are about this wonderful, whimsical, magical toy and how you like to use it--and, as always, have fun!