I love James Deen, so my opinion may be a little biased, but oh my god, I just want this in my vagina all day long. Now, it is pretty big, so I can’t just use it right off the bat, but after some heavy foreplay, fingering and a decent amount of lube, I’m ready to go. This dildo does a pretty great job of hitting my G-spot, and since it has the extra long bullet to go inside it, the vibrations (it has 3 different settings!) just fill me up. Seriously, it’s amazing. I mostly use it as a dildo in a strap-on. It’s pretty empowering to top with a cock that big!

It feels super-realistic (obviously it’s as realistic as a dildo can get), but come on, you can see all the little wrinkles and pores…one ball is even bigger than the other. It’s pretty funny. It’s made of silicone so that’s nice! It doesn’t have any odor and it feels like it’s ready to use right out of the box. It's firm but still a little flexible, so it’s not uncomfortable but it’s not too soft. All in all, very fun and realistic!

I love the design, mostly because I love James Deen, but also because it's realistic but not too realistic.(I’m really weird when dildos have the veins and stuff painted on.) The shape of the dildo is exactly how I imagined…very true to the model. As far as size goes…I know I should have expected it because he is a porn star and all, but it’s seriously so big. Be careful, take it slow and use a good amount of lube!

Performance is not a problem. He is ready whenever you are. Since the dildo is very sturdy, it works great even without the vibrator in it. Now, the vibrator is pretty cool as long as you insert it with enough corn starch. If you don’t use enough, the vibrator will get stuck and it is a workout trying to get that thing loose. The bullet has three speeds and has a push button control. The only problem is if you are using it with a strap on it can be a little uncomfortable, and if you get a little crazy with the thrusts you can accidentally switch the modes and turn it off.

Care is pretty simple. I just use a toy cleaning spray and hot water. Make sure to store it in a nice dry area so you’ll be able to use it for years and years to come. Always, no matter what, keep your toys clean, dry, and safely stored.

The box just has cute pictures of James Deen everywhere on it. It's not discreet at all.

AMAZING.