I LOVE SPRING CLEANING, especially at Eden, where this lovely little baby of mine was reduced to a reasonable price for a poor horny person! Why, dare you ask, did I have to wait for such a discount? What toy on earth could be so outside of my grasp? Is it a big name toy? Did Aphrodite kiss it herself? Well, the Jeweled G-spot dildo is not from one of the big names on Eden, and I doubt Aphrodite took time out of her busy schedule to bless a humble dildo, but this is still a find. I spent just over seventy dollars and I have a STEEL DILDO!

However, why buy steel? What on earth is the advantage of sticking a metal detector's dream up your holy of holies (either of them)?

For one, temperature play! Steel is naturally cold at room temperature, but warms nicely under warm water for some dithering away in your va-jay-jay or anus. The cool feel is nice and refreshing, and the toy can easily and safely warm up to whatever degree you prefer. Be careful because it does not take long to heat the toy under warm water and it can become uncomfortably warm.

Second of all, steel can be boiled, meaning you can have a completely sterile toy! Worry not about condoms or Saran wrap, just boil this puppy once you are done and you can have a nice, clean experience all over again! The steel can also be cleaned just by soap and water for most everything, so worry not about meddlesome scrubbing — this toy is a dream to clean!!

On a side note, the Jeweled G-spot dildo's jewels are cubic zirconia, not glass or plastic, and will not prevent the toy from being boiled. Nothing with the toy's packaging says how the jewels are affixed, but after close investigation — looking at this sucker before I lost a jewel down yonder — the jewels appear placed into the metal with more than super-glue. It should be safe for any cleaning regimen you hold your other natural toys to.

Thirdly, the steel Jeweled G-spot has a beautiful bend, lovely subtle texture with the affixed jewels and is safe with, as the packaging describes "food and drink." Feel free to use any lube desired, wine and dine with it and take it on a good old-fashioned bumpy-ride, the Jeweled G-spot is made to please. The jewels do not get in the way and give a lovely finish to the toy, making it pleasing to look at and use. The bend in the toy is gentle and just right for hitting the G-spot. I profess this toy is just the right size for me!

The Jeweled G-spot comes with a small, silky bag, perfect for storing in the toy-box or for placing in a less-concealable place. Now, let's face it, the Jeweled G-spot is extremely phallic-shaped, and there's just no getting out of having to explain what exactly it is in front of children, a significant other who doesn't know about the other love in your life, or roommates/parents/RA/bosses/authority figures, so the bag is great to make the toy slightly less obvious in a public setting. However the bag does not provide much padding. I would strongly suggest not taking the toy on travel, as it could break fragile travel bottles of shampoo or toothpaste if tossed about a bit. And let's not even consider what the TSA would do about this. If you're moving, take the dildo and put it away from your other sex toys!!

Besides that, the Jeweled G-spot is a dream for me. Just the right size, a great price for a steel toy, excellent temperature play, pretty accents that make me feel like a princess, a subtle bag, and even cute color choices! This is a great toy for those wanting to try something new without expending a whole lot of money on steel. Go buy yours before this lovely sale ends!

I keep my Jeweled G-spot next to my bed with the condoms and lube. I personally think I'm in love! My boyfriend laughs at me, but I think he's getting jealous. It has been a lovely addition to my toy chest and I think it's one of the best purchases I've made so far!