Mr. Limpy, by fleshlight, comes in four different sizes. extra small, small, large, or for purposes of this review, medium.

This is considered a packing dildo. Typically, toys like this are used for gender play. Female wearers will wear this dildo under their clothing, usually along with a strap or type of special underwear to house the dildo. The end result is the shape, size and general appearance of having a penis. This is done either to accomplish sexual fantasy, for those enjoying gender play, or for those who are wanting to spend more time living the life of the opposite sex, as with transgender toy-lovers!

Mr. Limpy can best be enjoyed inside of a comfortable packing strap of sorts, underneath of your clothes. Because he is, well, limp, he isn't much good for bringing your partner to complete ecstasy but he is certainly fun!

Mr. Limpy is made out of a very realistic, velvety soft material called superskin. There are absolutely no seams to him and from tip to base there is a realistic look, feel and texture. Toys made of superskin are latex free, phthalates free, and is non-toxic.

There is no taste to Mr. Limpy, unless of course you add flavored lube to him, but there is a light odor prior to a few washes. The odor reminded me of half-dried play-doh.

The realistic look and feel to Mr. Limpy adds to the fun that can be had with him. Because he is so soft and squishy, there is no worry about comfort while wearing him, because it feels like skin against skin. During oral, the realistic texture reminds you of sucking a real cock, except that this guy just won't seem to get an erection! This can be a good practice method if you are new to oral! You will get an idea of how a flaccid penis feels. It would be very difficult to insert him vaginally or anally because, well, if you aren't able to insert a real cock while it is soft, this guy won't get in either!

Being worn, the shape allows for a realistic bulge which is what everyone who uses a packing dildo is looking for!

Mr. Limpy is shaped just like a real-life flaccid penis. This includes a realistic appearance from the balls, veins along the shaft, and realistically shaped head (if the penis were circumcised). This design is fantastic because it allows for a more real, life-like appearance while under clothing. The only flaw with the appearance is that it takes some delicate adjusting if you wear too tight of clothing, because the bulge looks very large for a flaccid penis! It almost looks like a hard-on at times, if you are not careful about placement.

The measurements for him are 6 3/4" from head to the base while unstretched, and 3 3/4" along the entire underside of the base. The widest part of the shaft measures at 5.5" in circumference. 5 1/4" of Mr. Limpy are insertable, if you are able to get him in.

Upon seeing him, even a novice would figure out that this fine example of a packing dildo is, in fact, a sex toy.

Mr. Limpy performs very well as a packing dildo. There is a slight suction due to a dip in the base, but this is best used along with a harness or strap of some sort. This was my very first realistic dildo and the first packing dildo I've ever owned. Because I did not have a strap or harness, I simply used him inside of my pants. This left a realistic bulge, though a bit large one might think that it was real! The fact that this toy is life-like even in feel, means that if someone were to grab my bulge they might be fooled if they did not know better! The only problem I had with him was that the color was a bit more pink than I'd like for something that is supposed to look more "real". I wish that Mr. Limpy came in a variation of colors. I am very light skinned and he looked quite pink compared to me! Also, he collects lint, pet hair, dust, dirt or whatever else he can find and it clings to him like nobody's business!

The way you care for toys made of superskin is very important. To maintain the "life" of your toy you will want to take precautions such as using the right cleaning methods and storing properly. You should only use a good water-based lubricant with Mr. Limpy, or any other superskin toy. Over time and with use, lubricants that are not water-based will break down the materials of the toy which will not only reduce the life-like feel but make him unsafe to use at all.

To clean him off after use, just rinse him off with some warm water - be sure not to use soap, though! If he is excessively dirty, Mr. Limpy can be cleaned with a bit of isopropyl alcohol. Regardless of method to clean, you will want to be sure to allow him to fully dry before putting him away.

Over time, toys made of superskin tend to feel sticky and slimy after being washed. This can easily be prevented by using a bit of corn starch. Simply sprinkle the corn starch over the toy, making sure to get every last inch, and then shake the powder off. What is left will allow the toy to maintain that soft, smooth feel and prevent drying out and cracking. You should only use corn starch, though.

Storage for Mr. Limpy is very important. Because of the attraction to dust, pet hair etc., you will want to be very sure to store him where he will not collect such things! Otherwise, you will be doing a lot of cleaning before use! Some sort of box or a plastic bag are best, as cloth bags tend to shed small fibers, which then cling to this ever-soft penis.

Mr. Limpy did not come with a fancy box or a bag with beautiful designs - he simply came in a clear plastic bag. There were no instructions for use nor were there any care directions. The bag is not resealable, so you will most likely need to use another bag to store him in, if you choose to store him in a plastic bag again. The package itself, without the toy inside, is pretty discreet, minus the sticker that says "Pink Limpy Medium" on it. With the toy inside, though, you can see it fully and it is not discreet in the least!

As this was my first try with gender play, I was not sure what to expect. I have nothing to compare Mr. Limpy to, but I did enjoy a new way to play with my partner. Being a woman, I have been curious about what it feels like to have a penis, and I had a fun experience having a bulge in my pants and even my pajamas! My partner and I did perform oral with this toy as well, which was fun, though frustrating since Mr. Limpy is definitely no "Mr. Hard-On"!

I am 5'2" and so the bulge was a bit too big if I wasn't careful, so I think that I might purchase the smaller size, to fit my body a bit more, and get a strap as well! I enjoy wearing this out in public, after throwing on some jeans and a hoodie, and putting my hair up under a cap or beanie to hide a bit of my feminine features as much as possible, for gender play outside of the bedroom as well. I plan to use this packing dildo as often as I can out of the house, and hubby gets a kick out of the fact that I do it!

I chose to rate Mr. Limpy 5 out of 5 stars because although he sure as heck didn't get hard, no matter how great the blow jobs, stroking, caressing or grinding were, he sure was a fun time!