So you’re looking for a strap-on dildo|Strap-on Dildos. You decide that you want one without balls, but also without any crazy grooves and swirls. Really, you want a well-made, simple attachment to your already hot bod. Enter the Hardcore Hustler Silicone Strap-on Dong|Hustler hardcore silicone strap-on dong: a whole lot of fun in an extra snazzy package.

Its appearance, of course, was the first part of the Hardcore Hustler that struck my fancy. It’s not exactly hardcore looking, in the stone butch who lived down the street and you had-a-big-crush-on sense of the word, but the silver and black swirls are a great reminder that this dong can go where no dong has gone before.

The Hardcore Hustler Dong is engineered to make life easy on the wearer and thoroughly pleasure the person being penetrated. The tapered head slides in easily and is angled upward just slightly to allow better g-spot penetration. The dong widens to a medium to large girth (with a diameter of 1 ¾ , you’ll want to get an o-ring that size or slightly larger- we used a 2 inch o-ring and the dong didn’t shift around), rounded on the top and ever so slightly pointed on the bottom to mimic the vagina’s entrance.

The dildo is hefty but manageable: it’s not a toy for beginners but is great for the more experienced couple. There are no veins which is an option my girlfriend prefers: she likes the smooth ride over the extra stimulation that veins sometimes provide—you and your partner should consider which you’d rather have.

The Hardcore Hustler Dildo warms to the touch, which has been nice given that these past few days when we’ve used it have been particularly cold. The base is flared, accommodating o-ring harness use, though it also has three slots cut in so that you can attach harness straps without the o-ring. I wouldn’t, however, count on using these slots too much: though the harness is of very high quality, using the slots without the o-ring seemed to bend the base a lot when my girlfriend and I tried it, which might eventually lead to a baseless and therefore harness incompatible strap-on.

When we used the Hardcore Silicone Dildo for the first time, I found that it had the benefits of a large dildo without the drawbacks. It slipped into my girlfriend much more easily than we expected thanks to the unveined surface and it was weighted well for use in my harness, resting easily on my pubic bone. She shaft could have been angled upward a little more for better g-spot action, though we found a rhythm and angle which totally worked.

The head of the Hardcore Hustler, unlike many dildos, does not flare out at its base but rather transitions smoothly into the shaft. This made fucking with the Hardcore Hustler feel far more fluid and allowed me to take advantage of the full length of the toy rather than pulling out and experiencing a ‘pop’ if I pulled out past where the head began. It was, however, a unique experience: if you prefer having the widest part of the toy deepest inside you, this may not be the toy for you.

Care for the Hardcore Hustler is easy: it’s made of silicone and can be cleaned with just soap and water. Like other silicone toys, it can be sterilized if you put it in some boiling water which is particularly nice if you’re sharing your Hardcore Hustler.