Well, for starters, I found a new go-to toy. I really, really enjoy the heaviness and the just-right girth of this toy. It is made of blown glass and looks like a lovely, little, clear penis. As with any glass toy, don't go ramming it into yourself until you know what strength to use, as it can hurt if you're too rough at first. Anally, I would not recommend this toy, alas, because it's not flared enough at the base for my personal needs. You might chance it if about a centimeter and a half is enough of a flare for you.

It's got a slight curve to it too, which makes it nice for trying to get the G-spot. It's got a few vein look-alike ridges running along the length of it, which I thought was a pretty nice looking thing, though it didn't provide for much added stimulation because they weren't that large.

It's glass, so it's solid and will last you forever. It's easy to clean, just use soap and water or boil it, or do whatever you do with your other toys. Which is great, because it's not super high-maintenance. It looks pretty realistic, considering it's made out of glass. But it feels better, in my opinion. I love a good, solid ride that I can control, and it feels so very thick and heavy in my hands, which is something I love.

It's very hard, with no give to it. Even so, I feel anyone, from advanced to beginning users would be smart to add this to their collection.

The design is perfect. The size is perfect. The curve is just enough, but not so much that you can only use it with the curve in the up direction. I prefer using it that way, but you can experiment with positioning this more than other curved dildos I own with more curvature. I quite like the subtle curve, and it makes reaching my G-spot even easier because I control where it goes. It's just the right length, and it's just the right shape for my body, that I don't see ever getting rid of this toy.

It's not really discreet. It does not hide that it is meant for riding. It is very clearly a dildo. Though it did come in a sweet red velvet carrying case, so you could totally put it in that and just hope no one looks inside.

The best thing about this toy is its solid construction and simple, classic design. It does not try to be a fancy shape, nor does it try to be artistic (though it's still a work of art). It's sleek, smooth, and easy to use. The curve is lovely and doesn't hurt like some other glass toys. It also manages to make my sessions more intense somehow because it feels thicker and heavier than other glass toys I have in my collection.

There is nothing that is wrong with this toy in my mind. It feels incredible.

Glass is super easy to clean: boil it; wash it in mild soap cleanser and water; use an adult toy cleanser; do what you would do with any other toy you clean, really. It's glass so it's not hard. (Well, it is, but it's easy to clean!)

Storage is simple. You could put it in the velvet bag it came with, but I opted to just put it with all my other glass toys in my toy chest.

Any lube you would find safe to use on your body would be compatible with this toy.

The package was red velvet, and once again, you could store it in there and give it as a gift in the bag. That would be classy, and I approve. It's all about how much discretion you want to use if you are giving it as a gift, really.

I wish my camera was working and you could see my happy post-self-coital smile from this toy. That's it, really.

I mean, on a real note, I know I sound like I am trying to sell this. It's not that I would put my seal of approval on every toy. It's just that I have very specific things I am looking for, this toy taught me that something heavy is perfect for me, and now I know.

And really, I guess I am trying to sell this toy. Because really, it's a great toy. It looks nice, and it feels even better.