...Bang bang, shoot shoot.

That's what you'll be doing. Banging on the walls and .. shooting everywhere.

All Beatles references aside, this is really a monster of a dildo. It's definitely not for the beginner or the feint of heart. It looks REAL. It feels REAL.

This product is made with different layers. A hard core gives it a firm feeling and keeps it from being floppy, while a soft outer lining gives the slight give and texture that makes it feel so realistic. The suction cup is made entirely from the hard inner core to ensure durability and hold.

And let me tell you, that suction cup will hold. Wet it a little and stick it to the wall, the shower, the table.. and ride to your little heart's content.

It feels even more realistic inside. The shaft is curved ever so slightly; I didn't personally notice it at first, and then once I turned it around inside - oh, wow! That fraction of a curve will hit you in all the right places including the G-spot.

It really is a gorgeous dildo. The coloring is extremely realistic, from the tones of the flesh to the blushed pink of the head to the crevices on the balls. Straight out of the package it looks good enough to eat.

I did have one major disappointment with this product. After only one use and one washing, the color started to come off. I'd looked down at my hand to see it covered in now-pink soap. The head is now nearly the same color as the shaft. You'd think after putting so much detail into the realistic coloring of the dildo, they'd make that coloring last.

The big balls on the base make for great easy thrusting. They also make the toy safe for anal penetration (with a condom!) if you can take it. This toy is compatible with O-ring harnesses.

Finally, this toy is made from Cyberskin. This makes it feel and look very realistic. However, Cyberskin is porous and therefore extra maintenance and precaution should be taken when using this toy. Wash it thoroughly before and after each use and cover it with cornstarch between uses to keep it fresh and from getting sticky. A condom should be used with it.

Wow. Really. Just wow.

This dildo is great for me. It's not something I'd use frequently because of the size, but it's definitely on my good list. I haven't tried it anally yet, but I hope to be able to make that conquest soon.