Want a dildo curved for g-spot stimulation? Silicone, maybe? With a waterproof vibrating bullet? How about some ridges to make things interesting? The Climax Silicone Ribbed G-Shaft dildo has all that, my friends. You'll be seeing green in no time.

Pleasantly packaged in a clear plastic box, the Climax G and included bullet vibe come with a silver satin drawstring bag for easy storage. The front of the packaging lists "Phthalate free", "waterproof", and "Ultra hygienic silicone", etc. So it seems to me like the coast is clear.

The packaging identifies its contents as being "100% platinum cured medical grade silicone", so it can be sterilized whether put in the dishwasher (top rack, no soap), wiped with a 10% bleach solution, boiled, or cleaned with toy cleaner and rinsed with water. As with any silicone toy, your lube of choice should be water-based. Using silicone-based lubricant can result in some less-than-desirable changes in your toy.

I don't own many 100% silicone toys, so I was ecstatic to finally have something so versatile and safe to add to my collection. I'll admit I had high expectations of this product from the get-go. It's silicone? It comes with a bullet and free storage bag? Ultra-cool ribbed non-realistic shape? It's GREEN?! How could I not expect a serious dildo with a lot to offer?

As for the design, the Climax G is curved for g-spot stimulation. It has gentle ribbing along the entire shaft, and has a hole in the handle end to house the included vibrating bullet; or to be used as a finger-hold for a sturdy grip. When used with a partner the handle is comfortably maneuvered from a variety of positions and angles.

On the underside of the toy where the shaft meets the handle is a bump that, while it did not provide perineal stimulation in my experience, did suffice as another handy-dandy finger rest. As a note there is a slight seam running around the length of the toy, but it is so subtle that it cannot be felt during use.

In my hand it spans the distance between the heel of my hand, the tips of my fingers, and at 1 3/8" diameter it provides a sensation of comfortable fullness when inserted. And, really, what's not to love about the marbled green silicone? It's velvety smooth and firm, with enough give to be comfortable during intense thrusting; and it retains heat! Ah, silicone.

But let's get to the good stuff. With such high expectations, I refused to just haphazardly take the Climax G for a first-time spin without preparing for the experience. A day off work, when my boyfriend had to work his regular shift, sounded like a perfect opportunity. I could have my own private space and avoid distractions. So when the time came off I went into the bedroom to make myself comfortable, and pop some porn into the DVD player.

I warmed myself up with a standard Silver Bullet from my bedside drawer, because the included green bullet has only one speed. I need a little more "oomph" than what it provides, but again that is subject personal preference. I did give it a shot and the vibration is pretty "middle-of-the-road", when used for clitoral stimulation. When inserted into the handle of the dildo, the vibrations did transfer through the silicone; but I didn't find it to really be noteworthy.

After a few minutes of warm-up I was ready. With just a dollop of water-based lube on the tip, the Climax G slid in comfortably up to the hilt. Slow thrusting made the ridges tickle my opening, and angling it toward my g-spot made a noticeable difference. The pressure was just enough to coax a reaction out of my g-spot; a very pleasurable reaction at that.

I tried fast hard thrusting, and climaxed with a little help from some extra clitoral stimulation. Surprisingly despite being a lover of hard, fast, intense thrusting; simply leaving the Climax G inserted and clenching and releasing my PC muscles, or moving the handle in small circular motions, felt best. Phenomenal, in fact!

The smooth texture of the shaft feels fantastic no matter how you move it. My only slight complaint about it, is the "just 'meh'" vibrating bullet. Despite that it's beautiful, functional, and a fantastic quality dildo for the price!

And to make matters more interesting as I was finishing up, cooling down, and removing the Climax G from my overwhelmed lady-bits, a spontaneous ejaculation occurred! Now, I experience female ejaculation on a fairly regular basis with g-spot stimulation... but I never saw this one coming! I'm not quite sure what to make of it, but it certainly wasn't a bad thing.