This was the second toy I ever bought. I got this for some shower and water time fun. When this toy is put on the shower wall, it is a little loud and buzzy. So, I had to make sure no one was home when I tried it for the second time. It is a thick, realistic penis, and has a lot of power. Loud or not, it is still a great toy for the shower when no one is home. This one also works well on the lid of the toilet seat, and on night stands. This one gives a great time with or without a partner, so feel free to invite a friend. Or not; it's up to you. And when it comes time to do the laundry, or some exercise equipment, an unbalanced load could be a good thing, if you know what I mean. This is an incredible toy to use with your partner because it is a realistic toy with a realistic head, shaft, and balls.

Let's be honest, size does matter, girls. If size is what's important to you, this could be the one for you. This a large toy might be a perfect investment if you want a large penis and enjoy long, hot showers or baths. So, if you want a large one, this is definitely the toy for you with a small investment. You will get a large pay off with pleasure.

The package is not discreet at all. It comes in clear plastic and the information is all out there for anyone's eyes to see. Emperor only needs two "AA" batteries, and it's not a battery eater. It's got a lot of power from the AA's and last several uses. Very easy to clean warm, soapy water, or toy cleaner.

This works incredible in the shower and on most surfaces. I have tried it on the chairs, exercise equitment, hot tub, and more. The best part is the the hands free. The suction cup is strong, so ride on rider.

I still take this guy in the shower every chance I get. Unless my husband is home, then I take him in the shower. Anyway, this guy is still strong and fun after a year or so. Just as loud as the first day I used it.