This is one of those products that manages to blur the lines between art and, well, in this case, action! I have never seen such a gorgeously designed toy; well, “toy” is a bit too common for this beauty. How about sculpture? That almost sounds elegant enough to capture the complex splendor of Mini Dichroic Pocket Rocket.

I’ve been (politely) drooling over the Phallix line of “erotic glass art” for a while now, and just seeing one of their pieces in person was foreplay enough for me! I got turned on just looking at it! The rainbow spiral of dichroic glass is raised just enough for a lovely, bumpy ride… if the size is right.

Before it came, I knew it was going to live up to the “mini” title but I was worried that we’d be talking “Mini-Me” here. I was happily surprised to find it a little larger than advertised. Even so, with an inch across the head and a little over four and a half inches long, it still looks more like a pretty conversation piece than something you’d actually get down and dirty with. Due to its size, this gorgeous little dildo really has to be desired to be appreciated; if you’re not looking for something small, you’re better off going up to the larger sizes.

Even if you’re not sure about the size, just playing with the glass’ different reactions to heat and cold is a lot of fun. I had a great time dipping the tip in cold water for a little clit action. A little pumping was great too, but what I absolutely loved was having this little baby knock on my back door. For that, this pocket rocket’s size was just perfect; especially when paired with my Wild G|Wild G Rabbit vibrator up front. Talk about lift off!

As with all my glass toys, I love their durability and how easy they are to clean. They say a woman’s mind is one of her biggest erogenous zones, and just using such an environmentally friendly material allows me to tickle some completely different happy spots!