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I highly recommend this as an addition to your toy collection. It has a great feel overall, and has several wonderful features to it. It is great for anyone at all. The only downsides are it being so bright, and making sure your door is closed so the buzz can't be heard.
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Pros
wonderful texture
good size
good vibration
good for all types
Cons
Slightly noisy
bright colored
Rating by reviewer:
5
useful review

Use

This is absolutely wonderful for both solo and couples play. It has become one of my favorites here in my home. I use it mostly for vaginal stimulation; I'm not a big fan of anal, so I couldn't necessarily recommend it for that, but if you are interested, I'd say at least give it a try. Beyond the couples and solo play, I imagine this would be a wonderful toy for parties, groups, and if you know someone who likes toys, it would be an awesome gift. We have used it a lot to add to our bedroom time between myself and my boyfriend, and it's the one he goes to first. It's a little big, but if wrapped up, I would even recommend this for traveling.
  • Who / How / What
    [ ? ]
    Who might this product be best for? How is it best used? What are the best circumstances or situations for using this product?
    • Couples
    • Group situations
    • Solo
  • Where
    [ ? ]
    Where / what types of places can this product be used?
    • Anywhere
  • Features
    [ ? ]
    What kind of features does this product offer?
    • Travel friendly
  • Body / part areas
    [ ? ]
    What areas on the body can this product be used / what areas does it stimulate best?
    • G-spot

Material / Texture

Neptune's Penis is made from a hard, opalescent purple plastic. It has been cast very similar to a real phallus; it has veins running over it, and a very nicely shaped head. It adds to a somewhat realistic feel; even though I'm typically a fan of toys that are more flexible than this one, this is definitely a wonderful feeling vibrator. This is a great toy for people of all skills groups; if you're a beginner, it's similar to a real person in shape and size, but if you're more experienced, it still provides wonderful pleasure and texture. Despite the shaping, the plastic is very smooth and provides easy, slick movement. The plastic is very easy to clean and there is no odor with this toy.
    • No odor
    • Rigid

Design / Shape / Size

I LOVE this design! Very much like a male, it's the perfect width and length. It's a bit bigger than some, but it is a good size toy for most people. I wouldn't suggest this to people who have length issues; it's a decent length. The width is no problem whatsoever though, and shouldn't be a difficulty for much of any woman. The toy is a bright purple color, so if you leave it out it very well may get noticed; it is a decent size as well, so not necessarily discreet. But it is wonderful to take with you or keep on hand, as long as it has a suitable home when you are done. I love the ridges and veins on this toy.
    • Partner play
    • Realistic

Functions / Performance / Controls

The controls for this toy are pretty simple. There is a dial at the bottom that makes this toy very easy to control as far as strength of vibration. It does have a variety as far as the vibration strength goes; it starts at a semi-strong vibration and does get more intense. It is a little loud, but you wouldn't tend to hear this outside of a closed door. This toy performs wonderfully in the shower as much as in the bed as well. I had no issues whatsoever as far as the control of the vibration; the ridges are easy to grasp to turn on and off.
    • Easy to use
    • Powerful

Care and Maintenance

This toy is very easy to clean in general. When I'm done with it, I tend to spray and rinse before putting into a toy box. It doesn't need a lot of extra maintenance; you simply clean off, put away, and you are done. I tend to store most of my toys in a box, and this one would fit there without any issues; if you prefer a bag, it stores nicely there as well.
    • Easy to clean
    • Easy to store

Experience

Simply put - I love this toy. It always makes this far more enjoyable in our bedroom. It has been a wonderful toy for many different positions, and we tend to mix this with general stimulation. It has led to some of my favorite moments in the bedroom in general.
This product was provided free of charge to the reviewer. This review is in compliance with the FTC guidelines.

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  • Contributor: Zombirella
    Good review. You mentioned someone could try it for anal use but I would caution them if they do because it doesn't have a flared base to ensure safety so they would need to be really careful.
  • Contributor: Starshiptrooper84
    Thanks for a good review
  • Contributor: Jon S
    ty for the review
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    Thanks for the review!
  • Contributor: GONE!
    Thanks for the review, I'm glad you got a good time with it.
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    ty
  • Contributor: Falsepast
    i like that it's brightly colored
  • Contributor: Tbanda
    Thank you so much for reviewing!
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    Very nice review
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    Thanks!
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    Great review
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    Nice review! Thanks!!
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    Awesome review. Thanks!
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    Great review
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    Great review.
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