Aptly named, the Vortex does exactly what it sounds like it should. It spins delightfully pleasurable circles in your private bits! Made from ultra-high-quality silicone, it has a soft, sensual feel while also somehow being firm. It's smooth as a baby's butt other than the engineered ridges, which provide great sensations to your delicate nerve endings. The insertable length of 7 inches and diameter of 1 1/2 inches will fill up the hungriest pussy or ass but may not be enough for the professional size queens out there.





For those interested in using this vibrator anally, it has an excellent wide base to prevent loss inside while also acting as a suction cup or harness attachment point. Because it's hypoallergenic and able to be sterilized, it can be shared between partners after disinfection with a 5% bleach solution. Another fantastic feature is the Vortex is also 100% waterproof which means the shower, pool, or hot tub can be part of playtime.

Water-based lube should be the slippery stuff of choice, as silicone lubricant may dissolve the toy into a sticky mess. As the Vortex is non-porous, a little lube will go a long way.

The controls are very simple to use, with one button turning on the power while also being used to cycle through the 10 rotation/vibration modes. The second button provides a power burst that lasts for 7 seconds and really juices up the stimulation. Modes include the usual low, medium, high, as well as some interesting rotation patterns that can stir up your orifices. I don't think there is anyone tight enough to prevent the Vortex from spinning inside their body, as the sheer power is impressive. Vibrations transmit nicely along the shaft, with the tip having the most sensation. The bulbous head and slight upward curvature are designed to stimulate the g-spot or p-spot, with the ridges adding to the effect.

Rechargeable battery life is stated to be a decent one hour of play, with a full charge taking 3 hours using the included USB cable. You will need to provide your own power supply.

We always try to wait about a month after receiving a product from Eden to give ample time to make a realistic impression. In the month since the Vortex arrived, it's been used in most of the ways I'd assume the designers imagined. Its maiden voyage was with me straddling the vibrator suctioned to a smooth laminate floor. Even after licking the cup to help it stick better to the flat surface, every time I had a good rhythm fucking the Vortex, the thing would release from the floor and fall out of my pussy. Frustrating. I ended up just using my hands to stroke it, but I did enjoy every one of the rotation/vibration settings. My orgasm was excellent, and the difference from a traditional vibrator was definitely appreciated. I've also had this toy in my ass with my husband fucking my pussy at the same time. Insertion was fairly simple after the initial dilation for the wider cock-head. The fullness and rotations made me honestly believe I had two big cocks pounding me, and it wasn't long before I collapsed into a leg-shaking orgasm. My partner exploded very quickly inside me and remarked at how much he could also feel the Vortex squirming through my thin flesh. He has also come with me pegging his cute little butt with this vibe, and his hungry ass accommodates the size like a pro. It's always full power for him, and I love to jerk his cock off at the same time fucking him missionary style so I can watch his face.
Beyond that, I've also used this vibe in our hot tub and in the shower. The glass wall of the shower didn't help the suction cup hold any better than the floor, so that's still disappointing. I'd really love to ride this thing and may need to rig up some kind of harness system on a chair. The batteries have yet to give up before me, but I'll never admit to being a quitter!