1. You are adorable.
2. When I first got the Ella, I walked around pretending it was a phone.
3. We are happy to be your 'sex toy Santas'.
4. Great review. It seems like that hook really does press on the g-spot just right.

You are such a lucky bitch! I want one of these so bad!!! Cute review.

I want one too ... Nice review!

I think this is gonna end up on a lot of wish lists today!

It's already on mine...

Well, after the unicorn horn I DID say I wondered what you'd do with the tentacle. Now we know!

Phone isn't quite there with the Craig's List photo, but still nice.

The japanese octopus print...now that is something that says to Europeans "Well, I'll take your Leda and the Swan and Europa and the Bull and raise you by a creepiness factor of 10." Where ever did you find that illustration?

Glad the product is so good; I put it into one of the last contest kits EF let us try, because I thought it was pretty cool, disturbing, and likely very functional. If anyone bought that promo kit, I will sleep better knowing it definitely rocks n rolls.

The jellyfish and the tentacle...definitely only for the sexually confident and adventurous. Or those with a good therapist.

Google image search, like 4th page? Forgot what my key words were.
It was hard to think of a funny image to do that didn't involve me getting arrested at the aquarium.

*Lol* Thanks for the review!

I've can't even count how many times I've linked the tentacle to people for lulz. Thanks for making me laugh, I'm glad you got to review it

How's this toy holdin' up? I can't wait to get mine! Love your reviews woman!

thank you for the review.

thanks for the review

Thank you for the review!

Thanks for the review.

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